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JOKES FOR EVERY SEASON

Francke the Lyrical Yankee has spent some of her time writing rhymes to benefit our war heroes, foundations and charities globally.  Francke only asks for a small donation toward these worthy causes.  In return you receive Francke’s creative rhyming stories.

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IF YOU DON’T FIND IT HERE YOU WON’T FIND IT ANYWHERE

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THIS SITE STANDS UP TO BULLYING AND DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

A MAN SHOULD NEVER HIT A WOMAN OR CHILDREN

NEED HELP!

YOU ARE NOT ALONE

PHONE: 1-888-774-2900 (DOMESTIC ABUSE HOT LINE)

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FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS

IN MEMORY OF

AMERICAN JOURNALISTS

JAMES W. FOLEY

STEVEN SOTLOFF

BRITISH AID WORKER

DAVID HAINES

FRENCH NATIONAL/ALPINIST

HERVE GOURDEL

AND

BRITISH (SYRIAN AID WORKER) CITIZEN

ALAN HENNING

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THE STORYTELLER

INSPIRING AND ENTERTAINING

BLOGGING

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RHYMING YOUR VICTORY

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RHYME IS MONEY

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LIFE OF RHYME

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NEW YORKER RHYMER

THE MOST WANTED RHYMING WOMAN

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ROMAN EMPIRE WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY NEITHER WAS THIS WEBSITE

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THE JESTER OF WESTCHESTER

WELCOME TO MY SATIRE EMPIRE!

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CLEVER SATIRE FOR HIRE

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RHYMER GRAMMAR

FANCY RHYMING

DIRTY RHYMING

SEXY SATIRE

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THERE’S NOTHING QUITE LIKE THIS WEBSITE

FOR THE BEST OF SEX

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JOURNEY INTO REALITY AND FANTASY

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SOLVING YOUR PROBLEMS WITH RHYMING THERAPY

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RHYMING HISTORY FOR DUMMIES

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THE BUTCHER, THE BAKER, THE RHYME MAKER

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RHYMES THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY OR SIGH

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GO BACK IN TIME WITH FRANCKE’S RHYMES

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WHAT’S THE BEST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE?

MINE IS WHEN I WRITE

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FRANKLY RHYMING AND JOKING

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FUNKY JOKES & SATIRICAL RHYMES TO BLOW YOUR MIND

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FRANCKE’S RAW POETRY

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THE PRETTY LITTLE RHYMER

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LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME I’LL ALWAYS BE FRANCKE!

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ONE WOMAN RHYMING & JOKING OPERATION

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TAKE A TRIP INTO THE BRIGHT CITY LIGHTS

THE BEAT OF 42ND STREET

STOMP YOUR FEET ON THE CONCRETE STREETS

LISTEN TO TIMES SQUARE AFFAIR WHERE GIRLS AND GUYS ARE TAKING OFF THEIR SKINTIGHT UNDERWEAR

TWO GIRLS PULLING OUT EACH OTHERS HAIR

AND SHOOTINGS

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SQUARE

MUSIC BY JEM HOP

(CD AUDIO FILES)

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DOING WHAT COMES NATURALLY RHYMING AND JOKING

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R H Y M N R A G E O U S!

MEET THE GIRL WHO RHYMES THE WORLD

VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE  – WELCOME TO MY WEBSITE

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AMERICAN SATIRE WRITER

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STAND-UP/SITDOWN/LAYDOWN RHYMIN’ COMEDIAN

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JOKE FACTORY

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

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JOKELAND USA!

FRANCKE’S ULTIMATE JOKE MACHINE

LAUGH-A-MINUTE

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FAMILY OF JOKERS

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JOKES MY FATHER WROTE

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JOKESTER TO EVERYDAY FOLKS

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POSTING NEW JOKES FOR INQUISITIVE FOLKS

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RHYMING AND STILL COUNTING

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HOUSE OF RHYME

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WINTER RHYMES FROZEN IN TIME

SPRING HAS SPRUNG

SUMMER HAS BEGUN

SUMMERTIME RHYMES

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RHYMES HAVE CHANGED, BUT LIFE REMAINS THE SAME

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RHYMINIZING

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FIVE AND DIME RHYMES

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POETIC HEADACHE RHYMES

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RHYMING ROYAL LOVE STORY OF THE CENTURY

PRINCE WILLIAM, CATHERINE & BABY GEORGE MAKES THREE

FOR A HAPPY FAMILY

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THE DONALD’S BIO AND RELENTLESS APPRENTICE WITH BILL RANCIC (SHOWTIME IN SATIRE AND RHYME)

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PARIS HILTON

RHYMED IN SEXY SATIRE TIME

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RHYMING THE NIFTY FIFTIES RADIO DAYS

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RHYMING WAR ON GREEDY STREET

SECOND ANNIVERSARY

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TERROR IN SATIRE!

BOSTON MARATHON BOMBER

LEADING STORY OF 2013

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RHYMING HISTORY

TAKE A WALK DOWN THE STREETS OF OLD NEW YORK

HENRY HUDSON TO THE DUTCH TO GEORGE WASHINGTON

THE NIFTY FIFTIES

REVOLUTION OF THE SMARTY BOSTON TEA PARTY

MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL REVERE

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CRIMES OF THE CENTURY RHYMED

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN “GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER” AND “DOMESTIC VIOLENCE”

COLOR OF THE LAW

WE ARE ALL TRAYVON!

TRAYVON MARTIN STREET ART IN BOSTON

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RHYME AND PUNISHMENT

ARIEL CASTRO “MONSTER HOUSE OF HORROR”

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EXECUTIVE CRIMES IN RAP N RHYME

MEET THE ELITE THIEVES OF WALL STREET

ENRON CON JOB

WORLDCOM STINKY BOMB

GRILLING SKILLING

FASTOW THE FAT COW

MARTHA STEWART THE BAKER, FLOWER MAKER AND STOCK TAKER

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BERNIE MADOFF’S SWEET GREED

SWINDLER’S MIND IN SATIRE AND RHYME

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CASEY ANTHONY AND “WHY I LOVE ME” (LIAR SATIRE)

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MURDER SHE WROTE!

SEX CRIMES IN RHYME

(DATE RAPE) WHO KILLED LINDA DRAKE?

TEACHER’S SEX PET (TRUE STORY THAT RATTLED SEATTLE)

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THE GOOGLE-EYED RUNAWAY BRIDE (TRUE STORY)

IN SATIRE AND RHYME

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NIGHTMARES AND WILD DREAMS

HERE COME THE KILLING MACHINES

SCOTT PETERSON ON DEATH ROW

CHOPPED OFF HIS WIFE’S HEAD

WHILE SHE WAS IN BED

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ACCEPT WHAT YOU CANNOT CHANGE

WHY MAKE LIFE A DAMN SHAME

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DON’T LET HATE BE YOUR FATE

JEALOUSY IS NOT THE PLACE TO BE

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PEACE IS EASY WHEN YOU’RE NOT THE ENEMY

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THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD OR ANY WARLORD

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OBAMA’S TERRORIST HIT LIST

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INSPIRE MAGAZINE FOR AL-QAEDA COWARDS AND LIARS!

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MONSTER RHYMER!

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RHYME FOR CHANGE

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TIME TO RHYME AND SHINE

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24/7

IT’S RAP N RHYMIN’ HEAVEN

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ORGANIC RHYMES HOMEGROWN

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SIGN OF THE RHYMES

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ONE-STOP KING OF POP

THE LATE MICHAEL JACKSON

WORLD’S GREATEST ATTRACTION

EVERYTHING ABOUT THE KING OF POP IN RHYME TIME

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ONE WOMAN RHYMING OPERATION

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LOVE TO RHYME IN MY SPARE TIME

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RHYMES & JOKES A SIDELINE

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BAGHDAD BOB

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BOB THE LEADER OF THE MOB?

MIDEAST SATIRICAL TREAT

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RHYMING TERROR IN AMERICA!

COMFORT FOR THE VICTIMS OF BOSTON MARATHON

OneFundBoston.org

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THERE’S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD RHYMING SITE

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RHYMING AS EASY AS “ABC”

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RHYMING POVERTY

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RHYMING THERAPY

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RHYME AFTER RHYME

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COME FLY WITH ME

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QUEEN OF THE SEXY RHYMING SPELLING BEE

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DAYS OF WINE & RHYMES

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SO YOU THINK YOU CAN RHYME – SEND ME YOUR LINES

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DINE AND WINE ON RHYMES

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KNACK TO RAP!

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FOR THE RHYMES OF YOUR LIFE

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TAP INTO RAP

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AIM TO PLEASE – RHYMING EXPERTISE!

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THERE IS NO SECRET TO SUCCESS – IT’S A GIFT YOU POSSESS

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RHYMES TILL THE END OF TIME

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ALL KINDS OF RAP N RHYMES

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GARDEN OF EDEN RHYMED IN SEXY TIME

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THIEVES OF WALL STREET RHYMED IN STEALING TIME

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WITTY POET WITH MANY SKITS

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THE MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE IN HASTE

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CREATING LYRICS TO LIFT YOUR SPIRITS

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RAIN OR SHINE RHYMES MADE IN THE USA!

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TRUE STORIES & CRIMES RHYMED IN THREE-QUARTER TIME

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PASSION TO RHYME FOR MANKIND

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RHYMES FOR INTELLIGENT MINDS

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JOURNEY INTO RHYMING

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THE MOST ORIGINAL DAILY RHYMING JOKES & ONE-LINERS

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FIFTY SHADES OF FRANCKE

“PORN LADY WITH HORNS”

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LYRICIST WITH A TWIST

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SIMPLY FRANCKE!

CREATIVE & INNOVATIVE

FUNNY, NOT CHUNKY, PRETTY SILLY

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I BUILT THIS OBAMA – IT’S MY BUSINESS!

START BUILDING YOUR DREAM

PUT ON A PAIR OF JEANS

AND

GET ON THE

“DREAM SCENE”

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WEBSITE DEDICATED TO LIFE AND EQUAL RIGHTS

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YOUR LIFETIME IN RHYME

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FEEL THE SENSATION OF “RHYMNATION”

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I WAS “BORN THIS WAY” TO RHYME EVERY DAY

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MASTERMIND OF SATIRE AND GRIND (SEXUAL PLEASURE)

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BLOG HOG WORKING HARD

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THE AMAZING FRANCKE!

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BEING FLY (TRUE STORY)

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HI FLY

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OCCUPY THIS FLY

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SLY FLY

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SHOP FLY’S GOODIES

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WISE FLY

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FLY SOCIAL JERK NETWORK

(RESEARCH DIRT ON JERKS)

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FUNKY JUNK FOR PUNKS

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“WINNING” WEBSITE – “LOSERS” NOT INVITED

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“ENTERTAIN YOUR BRAIN”

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SITDOWN/STAND-UP COMIC

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“9 to 5″ GRIND WORKTIME RHYME

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RHYMES IN THREE-QUARTER TIME

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NOTHING COULD BE FINER THAN A RHYMER

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DON’T NICKLE & RHYME ME TO DEATH!

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RHYMING HOT STUFF FROM SOUP TO NUTS

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RHYMES TO SEND CHILLS DOWN YOUR SPINE

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RHYMING TRUE STORIES & BIOGRAPHIES

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RHYMING TSUNAMIS

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RHYMING TALES OF KILLERS IN JAIL

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YOU’RE NOT WORTH A DIME IF YOU CAN’T RHYME A SINGLE LINE

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RHYME A DOZEN

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RHYME SLIME

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RHYME TWINE

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RHYME ON A DIME

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CREATIVE WORLDWIDE ENTERTAINMENT

“Lots of variety to spice up your life”

Not a Dating Site

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COMING SOON TO YOUTUBE “TIMES SQUARE AFFAIR”

WHERE GALS & GUYS ARE TAKING OFF THEIR UNDERWEAR

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ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DOLLAR FOR THE RHYMING SCHOLAR

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CONTACT ME TO ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS WITH FRANCKE YANKEE JINGLES

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FLY RAP

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FLY CRAP

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FLY TRAP

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FLY SAP

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FLY NAP

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RAP IN THE SACK ATTACK

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FLY-BY-NIGHT

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SHOO-PIE-FLY

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FLYRITOS

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FLYLICIOUS PIX

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FLYZILLA

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F+L=Y (STANDS FOR WHO I AM)

Use the “Contact Me” form above to send a personal message to Francke.  Just a few lines to let her know you’re enjoying the jokes and rhymes.  Obviously, if you are not a human being FLY will not reply.

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“THERE’S NO BIZNESS LIKE MY BIZNESS”

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“RISK-TAKERS ARE THE DREAM MAKERS”

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FAILURE + SUCCESS = HAPPINESS

DON’T ACCEPT ANYTHING LESS THEN THE BEST!

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YOU’RE NEVER TOO OLD TO BE BOLD!

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GIRLFRIENDS ARE THE NEW HUSBANDS

GAYS HAVE RIGHTS TOO! THEY CAN GET MARRIED BEFORE YOU

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YOU’RE NOT JUST SOMEONE IN THIS WORLD, YOU ARE SOMEONE TO SOMEBODY

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TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR LIFE – ARE YOU LIVING IT RIGHT?

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7 BILLION PEOPLE ON EARTH AND YOU’RE GONNA LET ONE PERSON RUIN YOUR DAY!

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WHY STOP DREAMING WHEN YOU WAKE UP?

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COME FLY WITH ME

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“The World’s Fly Girl”

Francke the Conservative Yankee

Born in the USA!

Proud to be an American

No! You cannot spank Francke

I’m not a Cranky Yankee

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Freedom and Democracy in Every Mid-East Country

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  Peace is what every country wants to see.”

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Dapper Rapper

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Once upon a rhyme there lived a girl named Fly

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“I live, I rhyme, I’m FLY

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Want a better view?

Go to Mood Expressions website on hot Mozilla Firefox

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QUIET PLEASE!  GENIUS AT WORK
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Welcome to the World’s Greatest American Creative Writer of Funky Jokes, Rhyme and Satire on Masterminds, Sex, Murder, Crime Stories, True Stories, News Stories: Scandalous Petraeus! “The Devil in Me” Aurora, Colorado Shooter, Trayvon Martin Killing (an American tragedy) George Zimmerman, Marissa Alexander, Spike Lee, Steven Paul Jobs (RIP) Casey Marie Anthony, former Arizona Representative Gabrielle Giffords and husband-astronaut Mark Kelly, NY Congressman Anthony Weiner, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, Queen Elizabeth II, Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince Harry, Pippa Middleton, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Jared Lee Loughner, Wesley Snipes, Lindsay “Mean Street Girl” Lohan, Dina Lohan, Michael Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Mel Gibson, Bernard Madoff, Chris “Beater-Singer” Brown, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, Brett Favre, Michael Vick, Lawrence Taylor, Kobe Bryant, Steve McNair, Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn, Elin Nordegrin and Rachel Uchitel, Jesse James and Sandra Bullock, Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis and Demi Moore, Al Gore and the masseuse, John Edwards, Elizabeth Edwards and Rielle Hunter, Andrew and Cheri Young, Gov. Mark Sanford, Eliot Spitzer (Client #9) and former prostitute, Ashley Dupre.  33 Miners Victory in Chile.  Natalee Ann Holloway (Missing in Aruba) and Joran van der Sloot.  Mary Kay Letourneau (Teacher’s Sex Pet) Jennifer Wilbanks (True Georgia story of runaway bride who took her family and fiance’ for a joy ride) High-Profile Trials: Thieves of Wall Street, Enron Con Job, Martha Stewart, the baker, flower maker and stock taker.  Ponzi Schemer Bernie Madoff.  Amber Frey and Scott Peterson (Laci Rocha Peterson) Murder Case.  Michael Jackson, the legend in action, “Molestation Trial” (Satire and Rhyme) Donald Trump’s bio and The Relentless Apprentice with Bill Rancic (Original Reality Show) Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, Rhyming Celebrity Jokes & Biographies, Kings of Bling-Bling, Rap n Hip-Hop, Diddy, Jay-Z, Eminem, Ludacris and Snoop Dogg the Rap Lord to Snoop Reggae Lion-Hearted, Usher, Missy Elliott, Lil Jon, Beastie Boys, Lil Wayne, Notorious B.I.G. and Lil’ Kim, Ellen DeGeneres, Oprah’s “Own” Mistakes, Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, Soap Oprah, Martha Stewart, Paula Deen, Jennifer Lawrence, Jon “Banana” Hamm, Jay Leno, Perez Hilton, Blade Runner Oscar Pistorius, Barbara Walters, Jenny McCarthy, Rosie O’Donnell, Anderson Cooper, Taylor Swift, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart, Marc Anthony, Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Chris Brown and Rihanna, Lady GaGa, Madonna, M.I.A., Rapper Nicki Minaj, Diva Mariah Carey, Ellen DeGeneres, Katy Perry, John Mayer, Russell Brand, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Kris and Bruce Jenner, RIP Whitney Houston, Disney’s Selena Gomez and Young Justin Bieber, Kathy Griffin, Honey Boo-Boo, Mama June, Channing “Magic Mike” Tatum, Bethenny Frankel, Beyonce’ and Jay-Z, Jared Leto, Pam Anderson, Media Queen Wendy Williams, Rapper PSY, Christopher Reeve the Real Man of Steel, Zac Efron, Seth Rogen, John Travolta, Sodastream’s Scarlo, David “Pecker” Beckham, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, Hillary and Bill Clinton, VP Joe Biden, Obama the Charmer, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, Rob Ford, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Stephen Colbert, Craig Ferguson, Kimmel, Fallon and Seth McFarlane, Milton Berle “Mr. Television” Donald Sterling, Melissa McCarthy (Tammy) Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, RIP Joan Rivers.

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THE JESTER FROM WESTCHESTER

LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU!

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CELEBRITY JUICY GOSSIP TOPICS

FAMOUS NAMES – THE CHEATING GAME

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CELEBRITY CRIMES IN RHYME

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LIVE TO KID

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BLOOMING HUMOR

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RHYMING POKE-A-JOKE CELEBRITY FOLKS

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WITTY SHIT FOR THE POOR AND RICH

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PEOPLE SAY I’M FUNNY, BUT MY OBJECTIVE IS TO GET YOUR MONEY

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CLEVER SATIRE FOR HIRE

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SATIRE FOR LIARS

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SATIRE NIGHTMARE

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KILLER LYRICS

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I’M FUNKY & SPUNKY NOT CHUNKY

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HAVE YOU HEARD MY SPOKEN WORD?

MY RAP IS NO CRAP!

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IT’S NOT MUCK N MIRE – IT’S PURE SATIRE & RAP N RHYME TIME

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R H Y M N A T I O N

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READ ALL ABOUT IT!

FOR ALL THE NEWS THAT’S FIT TO RHYME IN RAP TIME

(SHAME NAME OF THE GAME) CELEBRITY GOSSIP TOPICS

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MEET THE REAL MAN OF STEEL!

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ALL KINDS OF FUNKY JOKES & RHYMES TO BLOW YOUR MIND

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STIMULATE YOUR MIND – EXPERIENCE KILLER RHYMES

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POETRY IN THE RAW

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THIEVES OF WALL STREET

MARTHA STEWART

THE BAKER, FLOWER MAKER AND STOCK TAKER

ENRON CONS RHYMED IN RAP TIME

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WATERWORLD “THE DAWN OF GLOBAL WARMING”

POLITICAL SHTICK

RHYMING THE SLUMPING ECONOMY

WAR ON GREEDY STREET (99% vs. 1%) DEFENSE OF 1%

OCCUPY SANDY

RHYMING POLITICAL NEWS & VIEWS (SATIRICAL)

TRICKS OF SICK POLITICS (D.C. BULLSHIT)

CANDIDATES TIT-FOR-TAT PRESIDENTIAL RAT RACE

MICKEY MOUSE IN THE WHITE HOUSE

OBAMA’S WOUNDED STATE OF THE UNION (WITTY SHIT)

ERECTION VS. PROTECTION (OBAMA’S “SHIT LIST”)

OBAMA’S TERRORIST HIT LIST!

RHYMING HISTORY

NIFTY 1950S

FATE OF HATRED

REVOLUTION OF THE SMARTY BOSTON TEA PARTY

Coffee clutch or tea party?  Bagels and tea or donuts and coffee?

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iFLY

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Francke the Lyrical Yankee rap n rhyme artist aka The Jester from Westchester will entertain you with a variety of satire, the spoken word and storytelling.  I’m pretty, witty and do little ditties.

Francke, “Queen of the Rhyming Spelling Bee.” I’m the master of satire and rhyme with jokes as a sideline. 

Terrific and prolific with “200″ Yankee Rap n Rhymes, “100″ categories, including “Lyrics for Music.”  Rhymes till the end of time.

The creative mind of  over “1000″ clean & dirty wordy one-liner Jester Jokes for Young and Old Folks.  Jesters poke fun at anyone.  New jokes added every day.  People say I’m funny, but my objective is to get your money.

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ECONOMIC COMEDY

Obama the Charmer & Nancy Pelosi Loudmouth Minority Speaker of the House

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Joke for “Lucy” Folks

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Joke for “Tammy” Folks

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Joke for Fallon “Thank You” Notes

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Joke for “Rob Ford” Folks

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Joke for “Disney World” Folks

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Joke for “LA Clippers” Folks

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Joke for “A Million Ways to Die in the West” Folks

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Joke for “Godzilla Thriller”

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Joke for “Amazing Spider-man 2″ Folks

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Jokes for “White House Correspondents’ Dinner” Folks

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Jokes for “Letterman” Folks

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Joke for “Captain America” Folks

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Joke for “Noah” Folks

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Jokes for “Sabotage” Folks

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Just “Plane” Jokes on a Lighter Note

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China “Hoax” Joke

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Pizza Man Cheesy Joke for “Ellen DeGeneres” Folks

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CoverGirl Joke for “Ellen” Folks

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John Travolta Joke for “Oscar” Folks

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Russian Jokes for “Not So Putin” Folks

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Superbowl Jokes

Cheerios Joke for “Holey” Folks

Sodastream Jokes for “Scarlo” Folks

David Beckham Joke for “H&M” Folks

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Chris Christie Jokes for “Obese” and “Bridge” Folks

Christie Jokes for “Hillary” “Biden” and “Jeb Bush” Folks

Christie Jokes for Romney Folks

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Jay Carney Jokes for “Bearded” Folks

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Obama Jokes for “Animated Comedy” Folks

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Dirty Miley Cyrus Jokes for “Blurred Lines” and “Twerkin” Folks

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Oprah Jokes for “Bag Lady” Folks

Oprah Jokes for “OWN” Folks

Oprah Jokes for “Butler” Folks

Joke for “Ownly Lindsay” Folks

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Joanie Rivers Joke for “Ray J” Folks

Romancing Stone-Face Joan Jokes for “Male” Folks

Joan Rivers Jokes for “Drag Queen” Folks

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Martha Stewart Jokes for “Matchmaker” Folks

Martha Jokes for “Pine Bros.” Folks

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Paula Deen Jokes for “Forgiving” Folks

Paula Deen Jokes for “Porn” Folks

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Jennifer Lawrence Jokes for “Hungry” Folks

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Jon Hamm’s Huge Penis Jokes for “Undies” Folks

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Jay Leno Jokes for “Foxy” Folks

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Jimmy Fallon Jokes for “Tonight Show” Folks

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Pappa Perez Hilton Jokes for “Gay Lullaby” Folks

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Lindsay Lohan Jokes for “Mean Street Girl” Folks

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Glorious Oscar Pistorius Jokes for “Killer” Folks

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Barbara Walters Jokes for “Chicken Pox” Folks

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Anderson Cooper Jokes for “Gay” Folks

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Taylor Swifty Jokes for “Dating” Folks

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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Jokes for “Divorced” Folks

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Britney Spears Jokes for “Boa Constrictor” Jokes

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Kathy Griffin Jokes for “Oral Sex” Folks/Honey Boo-Boo

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Channing Tatum Jokes for “Magic Mike” Folks

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Demi Moore Jokes for “Pussy” Folks

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PSY Jokes for “Thai” Folks

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Harlem Shake Jokes for “Not So Gangnam Style” Folks

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Scandalous Petraeus!

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Jared Leto Jokes for “Very Skinny” Folks

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Pamela Anderson Jokes for “Love ‘em or Leave ‘em” Folks

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Beyonce’ Glittery Tits Jokes for “Flat-Chested” Folks

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Media Queen Wendy Jokes for “Dumb” Folks

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Beyonce’ Fangs & Jay-Z Bang

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JLo & Casper Jokes for “Latino” Folks

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Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt Jokes for “Ritzy” Folks

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Russell Brand “Limey” Jokes for American Folks

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Katy Perry Jokes for “Lesbians” and “Straight” Folks

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Paris Hilton Jokes for “Sexy” Folks

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Bieber “Johnson Pleaser” Jokes for Hot Folks

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MDNA/M.I.A./Nicki Minaj/Mariah Carey Jokes for “Hard-On” Folks

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GaGa Juicy Jokes for “Horny” Folks

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Kim Kardashian “Raw Jokes” for Mutt & Jeff Folks

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Rihanna “Banana” Jokes for Screwed Up Folks

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Weiner Jokes for “Cocky Kosher” Folks

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Schwarzenegger the “X-Rated” Faker/Rich Folks Jokes

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Tiger Dirty Jokes for “Whorey” Folks

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Dirty Nursery Time Rhymes

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Vampire Jokes for “Twilight and Breaking Dawn” Folks

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Holiday Jokes for Merry Folks

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Crazy Jokes for Nutty Folks

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Dimwit Jokes for Slow-Thinking Folks

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Clean & Dirty Jokes for Plain Folks

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Don’t do Jokes for Dead Folks

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The Joker is Wild – Everybody needs to Smile!

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Sexual Pleasure Can Never Be Measured

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Sexy Time Horny Rhymes

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Shame in the Hall of Fame (Cheating Time Rhyme)

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Romance at a Glance – Love Time Rhymes

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Rhymes for Intelligent Minds

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Rhyming Tales of Killers in Jail

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Once Upon a Crime in Rhyme

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Murder She Wrote

True Stories of Murder and Sex Crimes Rhymed

Satire on Murderers

Celebrity Crimes in Rhyme

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Tax Crime Rhyme

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I rhyme the crime – You do the time

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Seek and Ye Shall Find all Kinds of Sample Rhymes

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‘Tis the Season for Rhyme and Reason

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Once Upon a Rhyme

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So You Think You Can Rhyme?  Send me your lines

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Rhymes to Heal the Mind

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Days of Wine & Rhymes

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Animated Rhymes

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Happy Folk Notes

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Candy Time Rhyme (Sweet Shoppe of Sucking Treats)

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Rhyming Diet

Diet Riot – Have you tried it?

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A PAIN IN THE ASS COULD USE SOME GOOD

OLD-FASHIONED CLASS

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LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU

CRY AND YOU CRY ALONE

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“There’s no business like my business.” The pen is mightier than the sword. Come on board and read the rhyming stories of Francke from The Relentless Apprentice Reality Show starring Donald Trump, “Ask the Trump man” to the “Kings of Bling-Bling” the rappers who have everything from clothing lines to shoes that shine to restaurants where you can dine and wine, and the shining stars of the Hip-Hop World, “Hip-Hop will never Stop.” Read all about “The Paris Hilton Story,” a rhyme n sexy tyme to “Teacher’s Sex Pet” and the “Runaway Bride” who had no pride.  From “Memory Lane” to “Sex Crimes in Rhyme” to “God’s Forbidden Fruit“(Sexual Pleasure) to “Playboy’s Horny-Porn Star” and Hugh Hefner the snazzy robe dresser.  I use my wit for all kinds of rhyming skits. There are many other rhymes on sex, crime, life’s good and bad times.

My passion is writing and rhyming anything or anyone.  It’s a lot of fun.  I’m a son of a gun.  The mind is a terrible thing to waste in haste. Love what I do for the whole world to view.

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The truth hurts, but lies are worse.

Speak well of your enemies – You made them.

Time on your hands – Wash it off!

Attitude is not served on a silver platter.  What’s inside really matters.

Don’t drown in your sorrow – There’s always a new tomorrow.

Lesson learned – Don’t get burned.

Get your act on the right track and never look back.

Live for your passion and one day it will become the fashion.

Believe in what you can do and your dreams will come true.

If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again my friend.

Put on a pair of jeans and get on the scene.  Start living your dream.

Happiness is what you make out of life.  Do not let depression be your gripe.

You cannot get the roses without the thorns.  Therefore, do not expect life to be one path of sunshine and roses.  Sample “Everyday Life”

Life is beautiful and so are you.

“Everybody’s Precious” (Love Lessons)

Time waits for no one, but God does.

You can’t be a faker in God’s little acre.

“In God We Trust” – Don’t forget about us.

If God created everyone to look alike, then who would wrong and who would be right?

Friendship is like a glass of wine aged over time.

Everything is love.

You cannot get something for nothing.

Life ends with one big naught.  Dust in the ground mere bones to be found.

Enjoy life for what it’s worth.  Paradise is right here on earth.

Everybody is somebody, but somebody can be nobody.

Better to lose a minute in your life than your life in a minute.

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Guest Poet – Barnes & Noble Booksellers, auditioned at the famous Apollo Theater in Harlem, Broadcast Music (BMI) and Soul Cafe’ 42nd Street, NYC.

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