The Paris Hilton Story (Celebrity Biographies – Satire/Rhyme)

Posted by admin on December 20, 2008 under Celebrity Rhyming Biographies (Satire) | Be the First to Comment

MIZ PAREE GOES ON A SHOPPING SPREE

The Paris Hilton Story rhymed in sexy time.  May we have a night in Paree? Is “Miss Sexpot” hot or not?  Have you been down to London town?

How about some spicy sexy romance in France where the femme fatales (dangerous women) lock their Frenchmen in the corral?  Hey femme (woman) come on in and play.  Paris’ game is fortune and fame and dangling her young men on a chain.  Can this dame be tamed?

Paris loves to put on a sexy show.  Now she’s acting like Marilyn Monroe.

Imagine if Paris was President, Iran would be putty in her hands.

What a shame the dame was arrested at the Wynn Resorts in Las Vegas with possession of felony cocaine.  A good lesson for naughty Paris who was put on probation including a $2,000 dollar fine and 200 hours of community service.  If the sensational heiress violates any of the conditions she will get a one-year jail stretch.  Because of this latest incident, Paris has been banned from promoting her new clothing line in Tokyo, Japan.

Now let’s get back on the road with Paris and Nicole from “The Simple Life Show.”  Francke rhymes some of the zany episodes.

Whataya know there will be a new reality show “The World According to Paris” on the Oxygen network with Charlie Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller, Paris the dipsy heiress, co-starring her mother, Kathy and Jennifer Rovero, friend and photographer.

Paris’ “that’s hot” trademark lands on Hallmark.  The greeting card company was sued for using the catchy sexy jingle.

From the “Simple Life” to a “Quiet Life” with her new younger 21-year-old Spanish model boyfriend, River Viiperi.

This satire piece is a sexy rhyming treat!

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