Whataya Know J.Lo(Latino Rhyme Time)

JENNIFER LYNN LOPEZ

(From the city blocks to flashy rocks)

“WHATAYA KNOW ABOUT J.LO?”

Jenny would always go with a different beau.  Did she try to “hold you down” Fat Joe?  Well, she fell under the spell of Marc Anthony.  Bet you don’t know he’s not related to any Egyptian family.  In actuality “Mark Antony” was attracted to Queen Cleopatra, but she certainly would have been no match for Jenny Lo who’s so beautiful from head to toe, right Fat Joe?

On June 4, 2004, Jenny from the block and singer-actor, Marc Anthony were secretly married.  It was the third time around for the bride who wore a glamorous ivory lacy Vera Wang gown and a flowery crown with studded million-dollar jewelry.  Marc Anthony wore a suit by “Armani.”

New twin tots on the block

Baby joy! The mom is doing great with a girl and a boy born on Friday, February 22, 2008.  Emme and Max are the new twin tots on the block.  Marc and Jenny can’t wait to dress up their little tots in cute shoes and ruffled socks.  The latest fad for the mom and dad is a J.Lo designer diaper bag with burping bibs, lots of kids’ toys, a playpen and fancy cribs.

From Castle Hill to the Hollywood Hills

Jennifer deserves all the praise.  She was born on July 24, 1969 and raised in the Castle Hill section heart of the South Bronx.  Her mother a music teacher and father a computer specialist.  J.Lo’s parents were born in Puerto Rico and chose to run a strict Catholic household.  The mother and father are absolutely thrilled when their daughter took off for the Hollywood Hills.  Her two sisters, Lynda and Leslie are musically inclined.  Jennifer had singing and dancing on her mind.

Nicknamed J.Lo she became an American actress, singer, dancer, fashion designer, record and television producer.  She’s been voted one of the sexiest Latin women on the planet.

Jennifer Lynn Lopez the little girl who grew up on Blackrock Avenue in the Bronx, New York played all kinds of games on the city blocks.  Little did J.Lo know she’d grow up to be the hottest Latin singer and actress.

The fabulous Jennifer Lopez first auditioned as a dancer on rap music videos.  She made her mark climbing to the top of the charts with R&B, Pop/Rock, Hip-Hop, Latin Pop, Dance-Pop and never stopped.  Jenny worked hard for those flashy diamond rocks.

The complete “J.Lo” rhyming piece will be offered for sale shortly

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Lyrics created by (Francke) the Yankee

aka The Jester from Westchester

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Posted by sheila on May 2, 2010 under Celebrity Biographies (Satire/Rhyme) | Be the First to Comment

What’s become of us? (Satire)

WHAT’S BECOME OF US?

Is everyone making a big fuss or is it just some of us?  The days of good music seems to be gone along with the great singers and lyrics to a beautiful song.  Now people tap into rap.  Sometimes it sounds like a bunch of crap.  Can’t understand what the rapper is saying.  Taking off their shirts and walking around like a bunch of jerks.  Looks like all they’re doing is waving booties, shaking and tooting.

In the world of music the only thing that’s real is downright sex appeal.  The fewer clothes you wear the more people will stare.

Rap artists who were born and raised in the hood claim they’ve always been misunderstood.  What are we supposed to do with the motley crew?  Should they go on and on until we say screw you and your rapping tunes?  Most of us would like to be famous, but do we want to end up shameless?

The raunchy and dirtier things get the public builds up a heavy sweat.  More artists are put to the test, but what the audience really wants to see is more and more sex.  What the heck did you expect?

© Copyright 2010

Lyrics created by (Francke) the Yankee

Satire

All Rights Reserved

Posted by sheila on May 20, 2010 under New Work, Sample Rhymes | Be the First to Comment