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Francke the Lyrical Yankee has spent some of her time writing rhymes to benefit foundations and charities globally. Francke only asks for a small donation toward these worthy causes. In return you receive Francke’s creative rhyming stories.
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“THERE’S NO BUSINESS LIKE MY BUSINESS”
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“RISK-TAKERS ARE THE DREAM MAKERS”
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FAILURE + SUCCESS = HAPPINESS
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“The World’s Fly Girl”
Francke the Conservative Yankee
Born in the USA!
No! You cannot spank Francke
I’m not a Cranky Yankee
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“I live. I rhyme. I am FLY.”
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Welcome to the World’s Greatest Creative Writer of Rhyme and Satire on Sex, Murder, Crime, True Stories, News Stories: Mel Gibson, Bernard Madoff, Chris Brown, Michael Vick, Lawrence Taylor, Kobe Bryant, Steve McNair, Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegrin and Rachel Uchitel, Jesse James and Sandra Bullock, Al Gore and the masseuse, John Edwards, Elizabeth Edwards and Rielle Hunter, Andrew and Cheri Young, Gov. Mark Sanford, Eliot Spitzer and former prostitute, Ashley Dupre. Natalee Ann Holloway (Missing in Aruba) Joran van der Sloot. Mary Kay Letourneau (Teacher’s Sex Pet) Jennifer Wilbanks (Georgia runaway bride who took her family and fiance’ for a joy ride) High-Profile Trials: Thieves of Wall Street, Enron Con Job, Martha Stewart, the baker, flower maker and stock taker. Amber Frey, Scott Peterson (Laci Rocha Peterson) Murder Case. Michael Jackson, the legend in action, latest rhyming news updates and “Molestation Trial.” Reality Showtime (The Relentless Apprentice) Celebrity bios: Kings of Bling-Bling, Rap n Hip-Hop, Diddy, Jay-Z, Eminem, Ludacris and Snoop Dogg the rap lord, Oprah, Donald Trump, Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lady GaGa.
Coming soon (satire/rhyme) “Oprah’s Story in all her Glory” (Soap Oprah!) Spell the name backwards, it’s “Harpo.”
Ouch! Oprah won’t be sitting on her couch. Where will she go from here? She’ll wrap up “25 years” of sweat and tears. By January, 2011 it’s the cable network “OWN” for better perks. Discovery Channel and Ms. Winfrey are creating a new dynasty. The “Queen of Nice” full of sugar and spice gets cozy with Rosie.
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THE JESTER FROM WESTCHESTER
LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU!
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IT’S NOT MUCK N MIRE – IT’S PURE SATIRE & RAP N RHYME TYME
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DROP BY ANYTIME FOR ALL THE NEWS THAT’S FIT TO RHYME
GOSSIP TOPICS
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RHYMES TO BLOW YOUR MIND
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RHYMING THE SLUMPING ECONOMY
TRICKS OF POLITICS
Coffee clutch or tea party? Bagels and tea or donuts and coffee?
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iFLY
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Francke the Lyrical Yankee rap n rhyme artist aka The Jester from Westchester will entertain you with a variety of satire, the spoken word and storytelling. I’m pretty, witty and do little ditties.
Francke, “Queen of the Rhyming Spelling Bee.” I’m the master of satire and rhyme with jokes as a sideline.
Terrific and prolific with over “140″ Yankee Rap n Rhymes, “60″ categories, including “Lyrics for Music.” Rhymes till the end of time.
The creative mind of over “200″ hot and cool one-liner Jester Jokes for Young and Old Folks. Jesters poke fun at anyone. New jokes added every day. People say I’m funny, but my objective is to get your money.
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ECONOMIC COMEDY
Obama the Charmer & Nancy Pelosi Loudmouth Speaker of the House
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Ha-Ha Sexy GaGa Jokes
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Tiger “Dirty” Jokes
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Holiday Jokes
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Crazy Jokes for Nutty Folks
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Clean & Dirty Jokes for Plain Folks
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The Joker is Wild!
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Sexual Pleasure Can Never Be Measured
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Murder She Wrote
True Stories of Murder and Sex Crimes Rhymed
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I rhyme the crime – You do the time
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Seek and Ye Shall Find all Kinds of Sample Rhymes
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‘Tis the Season for Rhyme and Reason
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Once Upon a Rhyme
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So You Think You Can Rhyme
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Rhymes to heal the mind
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Days of Wine & Rhymes
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Animated Rhymes
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Happy Folk Notes
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A PAIN IN THE ASS COULD USE SOME GOOD
OLD-FASHIONED CLASS
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LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU
CRY AND YOU CRY ALONE
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“There’s no business like my business.” The pen is mightier than the sword. Come on board and read the rhyming stories of Francke from The Relentless Apprentice Reality Show starring Donald Trump, “Ask the Trump man” to the “Kings of Bling-Bling” the rappers who have everything from clothing lines to shoes that shine to restaurants where you can dine and wine, and the shining stars of the Hip-Hop World, “Hip-Hop will never Stop.” Read all about “The Paris Hilton Story,” a rhyme n sexy tyme to “Teacher’s Sex Pet” and the “Runaway Bride” who had no pride. From “Memory Lane” to “Sex Crimes in Rhyme” to “God’s Forbidden Fruit”(Sexual Pleasure) to “Playboy’s Horny-Porn Star” and Hugh Hefner the snazzy robe dresser. I use my wit for all kinds of rhyming skits. There are many other rhymes on sex, crime, life’s good and bad times.
My passion is writing and rhyming anything or anyone. It’s a lot of fun. I’m a son of a gun. The mind is a terrible thing to waste in haste. Love what I do for the whole world to view.
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Live for your passion and one day it will become the fashion.
Believe in what you can do and your dreams will come true.
If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again my friend.
Put on a pair of jeans and get on the scene. Start living your dream.
Happiness is what you make out of life. Do not let depression be your gripe.
You cannot get the roses without the thorns. Therefore do not expect life to be one path of sunshine and roses. Sample “Everyday Life”
Life is beautiful and so are you.
“Everybody’s Precious”
Time waits for no one, but God does.
You can’t be a faker in God’s little acre.
“In God We Trust” – Don’t forget about us.
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Guest Poet – Barnes & Noble Booksellers, auditioned at the famous Apollo Theater in Harlem, Broadcast Music (BMI) and the Soul Cafe’ 42nd Street, NYC.
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Tweet Me @http://www.twitter.com/flyyankee
Link to Me @http://www.linkedin.com/franckeyankee
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http://www.myspace.com/franckethelyricalyankee
http://www.cdbaby.com/franckethelyricalyankee
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Monthly Subscription: Each month four (4) rhymes will be offered by Francke for $15.00. Some may be new rhymes as well as the ones listed on Mood Expressions website. Customers will not be able to select the subscription rhymes. Only individual rhymes can be selected ranging from $5.00 to $10.00 for full-length stories. Francke emails her one-of-a-kind exciting rhymes.
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Mood Expressions, at its sole discretion, has the right to modify the terms and conditions of this website, but not the privacy policy statement.
The material (lyrics/design/images/photos) as well as the mood expressions company name is owned and/or controlled exclusively by mood expressions website and protected under the laws of the U.S. Copyright and Trademark Office and cannot be republished, recreated, sold or taken and framed into another website by any individual or company for any purpose whatsoever.
It may take a few days for your payment from Paypal. Please rest assured that as soon as notification is received, the full-length story, rhyme or rhymes you requested will be emailed by Francke. “Thank you” for your patronage. Drop by anytime for Francke’s jokes and exciting everyday life rhymes.
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