The Kings of Bling-Bling (Rhyming Celebrity Biographies – Satire)

THE KINGS OF BLING-BLING

Rapping the rappers in rhyme time. Read all about The Kings of Bling-Bling the guys who have everything from shoes that shine to clothing lines to restaurants where you can dine and wine.

Rappers flash their diamond rings, bracelets and necklaces that dangle on sparkling bling-bling strings. It takes a lot of talent to rhyme n rap tyme. Rappers explict lyrics tell a story of sex and crime. Sometimes they rap and touch their peck. This has nothing to do with self-respect, it’s the girls that can’t wait for a rapper to undress and show their bare chest. Yeah! It’s great to be a dapper rapper.

Enjoy the rest of Francke’s piece — an interesting and informative story on “The Kings of Bling” starring Diddy King of the City, Jay-Z the man to see, don’t miss Luda, Ludacris. Eminem who started a new trend, “50″ who makes a lot of sense, Dr. Dre knows what to say while Snoop has his dogg days rapping away changed his music style to reggae including his new name to Snoop Lion-Hearted and Rapper Nelly who’s a hell of a fella.

Lyrics created by (Francke) the Yankee

aka The Jester from Westchester

Posted by admin on December 20, 2008 under Celebrity Rhyming Biographies (Satire), Rap n Rhymes | Be the First to Comment

Hip-Hop will never Stop (Rhyming Celebrity Biographies – Satire)

THE SUPERSTARS OF RAP N HIP-HOP

Read all about Usher and how he got “caught up” in some romantic girl stuff. Have you seen the creative Miss Demeanor on tour? Love to watch Missy Elliott tell it. Lil John has enough crunk juice to break all hell loose. The Beastie Boys are just not makin’ a lot of noise. “Notorious B.I.G.” a guy who lived for the gig. Lil’ Kim, the gal with the racy pasties has gone from jail bars to “Dancing with the Stars.”

Let’s make room for the Grammy-winner rapper and BET male hip-hop artist with lots of tattoos. His name is Lil Wayne.

You’ll enjoy Francke’s rhyming piece on rap ‘n hip-hop will never stop. It’s definitely here to stay no matter what people say. This is the new generation who’ve made rap ‘n hip-hop a super sensation.

Lyrics created by (Francke) the Yankee

aka The Jester from Westchester

Posted by admin on December 28, 2008 under Celebrity Rhyming Biographies (Satire), Rap n Rhymes | Be the First to Comment

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The Kings of Bling-Bling (Rhyming Celebrity Biographies – Satire)

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