Clever “Never Say Never” Justin Bieber Teen Idol Dream/What’s the Bieb Got Up His Sleeve? (Satire)
CLEVER BIEBER
As a young boy at the age of two Bieber was eager to learn how to play the drums, piano, guitar and trumpet than play with toys. A clever sixteen-year-old Justin Drew Bieber was destined to be a teen idol dream.
Young Justin, Parlez-vous Francais?
Born on March 1, 1994 in the diverse community of London, Ontario young Justin was raised in Stratford a city on the Avon River by his French-Canadian speaking single 18-year-old mother, Pattie Mallette. Justin speaks the French language and still keeps in contact with his father, Jeremy Bieber.
He was first discovered in 2008 by Scott Braun who was longing for a new shining pop star and just happened to see his videos which attracted millions on YouTube.
Soon the young cute Canadian pop-R&B singer-songwriter-musician met one of the greatest entertainers, Usher in Atlanta, Georgia where he and his mom moved to. He soon signed a joint venture deal with Raymond Braun Media Group and Usher. Justin was on his way for a recording contract with the Island Records company after a lucrative offer by L.A. Reid.
Bieber Fan Fever
When Justin’s debut single “One Time” was released in 2009 it topped the pop charts globally. More teenage girls were following another new single titled “My World” which was certified in the U.S. as platinum.
Hottie Justin was the first new artist to have seven songs from a debut album hit the Billboard Top List. Two brand new songs, “My World 2.0″ released in March, 2010 preceding the worldwide January, 2010 top-ten single, “Baby” and the girls go crazy.
“CSI” Fall Guy
Justin plays the role of Jason McCann in the fall season of “CSI” whose suspected of purchasing a toy plane used in an explosion. It doesn’t take long before he’s under interrogation. Jason is eventually held in custody, but police find out it’s his brother, Alex who was buying supplies. Justin’s acting is a work of art. He’s cool and sharp. His fans will have to wait and see when Bieber’s McCann returns in February.
Sweet Bieber Punch-Drunk
Sweet Bieber wasn’t punch-drunk when he allegedly slapped or attacked a 12-year-old boy. It was supposed to be fun and games at Vancouver’s Planet Laser, but instead Justin Bieber tried to avoid getting shot at in the midst of a laser tag game and while running away he accidentally hit another kid. Did the Canadian Mounties file charges? It’s hard to say whether they will since the other young boy had minor injuries.
Justin thrills the girls with his Rubik Cube skills
Justin gives the girl’s chills and thrills with his Rubik skills. He’s in to win it in less than two minutes.
Pray it Stays
Fans are not that crazy for Justin’s new song “Pray” as they were for “Baby.” It doesn’t seem likely that “Pray” will break fans hearts and top the music charts.
Justin woos fans to Google
These days there’s nothin’ more popular then the stunning Canadian singer, Justin Bieber. The kid with the cute hairdo hit the top spot of Google’s ‘Zeitgeist’ list of most popular searches in 2010.
More than One Billion Fans hooked up to YouTube/Facebook
More than one billion fans got hooked on Justin’s YouTube video and his Facebook, but Rapper Emimem and Rah! Rah! Gaga are liked better than Bieber.
Diddy’s White Lamborghini
Diddy gives 16-year-old Justin his Lamborghini for his “16th” Birthday. Bieber called his bluff and got the good stuff.
Charming Rihanna
16-year-old Justin tried to charm 23-year-old Rihanna to go out on a date, but it didn’t go well as the R&B singer turned down young Bieber.
Mini Bieber Boy Toy
Fans can now buy three kinds of Justin Bieber singing dolls, playing instruments all dressed in casual clothes with his neat hairstyle.
Bieber Giver
Bieber knows what it is to live in poverty. He and his mother suffered hard times so Bieber is giving back to society by making donations to charities.
Willow and Justin together in 2011
It’s pretty Willow Smith joining Justin Bieber’s European “My World Tour” kicking off in the UK on March 4, 2011. The fans should be in seventh heaven.
Selena got the hots for Justin’s Wiener
Selena Gomez and Justin have been seen together. Is Selena hot for Justin’s wiener? Actually Selena and Justin were not on a date. They met for pancakes. Both of them were performing in the same place. So let’s get the story straight. Selena likes Justin because he’s a good kid. Amid all the gossip it’s just innocent bliss.
Justin and Selena in the Caribbean
17-year-old Justin and 18-year-old Selena were seen kissing and hugging in the Caribbean. Are they dating or faking? Bieber thinks Gomez is amazing!
“Baby Baby” First Anniversary
“Baby Baby” it’s your first anniversary. Justin’s “Baby” was let loose in January, 2010 sending fans into a crazy frenzy.
Bieber’s “Never Say Never” 3D Movie
“Never Say Never” a 3D movie about Justin’s childhood will be coming to theaters February 11th. Bieber fans should be in seventh heaven, but disappointing weekend box office reviews show Adam Sandler’s new movie “Just Go With It” climbed to No. 1 beating out Justin’s concert documentary. After all is said and done Justin Bieber’s “Never Say Never” in 3D grossed almost $70 million since its release to movie theaters.
Bieber’s latest album “Never Say Never – The Remixes” released in February was certified platinum in Canada and the USA.
Justin’s fans were angry after learning jazz bassist and singer Esperanza Spalding won Best New Artist of the year award at the Los Angeles, California 53rd Grammys. Harry Connick, Jr. told the ladies of “The View” that Justin should have won Best New Artist award as his talent and personality lifted sales for the record industry.
Bieber is no poor loser
Even though 16-year-old Justin Bieber did not receive a Grammy which he says was terribly disappointing, the teen idol is definitely an NBA All-Star game celebrity when Justin got an amazing three-pointer shot.
Rolling Stone glows with Justin Bieber on the cover
The February issue of “Rolling Stone” glows with sexy Justin Bieber on the cover. Justin discusses his lifestyle as a teen sex idol. He says sex is best when you’re in love with the right person. Justin never intends on becoming an American citizen as the health care system in Canada is much better. He’s not sure what party to vote for. Since the last tour Justin’s voice has been changing. His vocal coach says the pop star’s range will improve eventually.
Young fans flock to see Justin’s new golden locks
Chop! Chop! On February 21, 2011 off came the golden locks. Justin clippings were donated to ‘The Gentle Barn” who save abused animals and use them to help disadvantaged kids. Bids on ebay.com for Justin’s strands landed more than $40,000 grand. Will Justin’s fans boo or woo his new hairdo? Enjoy the “boy-toy.”
Tussaud’s Wax Attack
Wax figure of cute Justin Bieber with his new sexy hairdo is coming to Madame Tussaud’s Museums in New York, London and Amsterdam.
Justin may visit Hef’s Playboy Mansion
Justin is glad he’s invited to Hef’s Playboy bunny pad with his dad. The only condition is that Justin won’t be able to fool around with the bunny crowd as teenagers are not allowed. Last year Justin was disgusted with rumors that Playboy offered his mom Patricia $50,000 to do a nude scene in their magazine. His mom is beautiful and adorable with high morals. Hefner, his fiancee and the playmates are all looking forward to meeting Justin Bieber and his father, Jeremy.
Happy 17th Birthday “Sexy Boy Toy”
On March 1st Justin, the teen idol dream turns seventeen. He’ll be celebrating with Selena, his gal pal.
Justin tours overseas – Disney’s Selena bored
Is Justin pissed? Selena, ex-boyfriend Nick hug and kiss. The 18-year-old Disney beauty who was recently seen with slick Nick Jonas says she’s just enjoying his company.
Israeli Paparazzi cross boundaries
Justin not happy with Israeli Paparazzi. They are interfering with Justin’s religious privacy. You think they would have the decency to let me walk down Jesus’ path without following. People wait a lifetime for the opportunity. Why would they want to take it away from me?
Justin gets sick on Asian World Tour trip
It’s the real stuff as Justin throws up his guts. For sure he’s seriously ill and might have to cancel the rest of his world tour. Justin has got some chest infection. He needs some rest and relaxation.
Justin’s new movie with (Mark Wahlberg) Marky Marky
Justin is planning a new album and movie with Marky Marky. Neither Bieber or Mark Wahlberg will be singing in the movie which is about a “reluctant mentor in inner-city surroundings.” Justin has some acting experience as he starred as the “CSI” fall guy.
Best New Artist “2011″ Billboard Music Awards
Justin who tries his hardest was voted as best top new artist got a kiss from his sweet petite girlfriend Selena. Bieber was pleased when he won a trophy for a variety of six categories at the 2011 Billboard Music Awards. Selena Gomez has a hot schedule with mall tours across America for her new summer movie, “Monte Carlo.” Disney star falls ill after Jay Leno “Tonight Show” interview and lands in the hospital. Selena admits she got sick due to her crappy eating habits. Lately skinny Selena has been seen in a hot bikini. While on tour in Boca Raton, Florida cute Selena was spotted visiting Universal’s “Wizarding World of Harry Potter.”
Bieber scores at “August 2011″ Teen Choice Awards
Bieber who scored for Best Male Artist at Teen Choice Awards winning 4 trophies must have had ants in his pants flashing his drawers when pop star caused an uproar making his way to the stage as fans applaud. Justin was introduced by his buddy Sean Kingston and lanky model Tyra Banks. Naturally before receiving honors he hugged girlfriend, Selena. Preaching a little religion to his fans he thanked God and his family. Bieber also won trophies for ChoiceTwit, Choice CSI TV Bad Guy and Choice Teen Male Hottie,
Death Threats Mess
Selena Gomez death threats have become an obsessed Twitter and Facebook mess. It all started last December when Bieber and Selena vacationed in the Caribbean. Then rumors of Selena having Justin’s baby went viral. For awhile the turmoil died down, but when photos appeared showing the happy couple in Hawaii there were more death threats over the Internet. Justin and Selena had been dating frequently, but they publicly stated it was just a friendship. It was at the 2011 Billboard Awards that music fans saw Justin and Selena kiss that showed an affectionate relationship. Justin also posted a Twitter picture of him and Kim Kardashian stating it’s my girlfriend. When kim received death threats Justin told his fans he was only joking. At the time Kim was engaged to NBA star Kris Humphries who she married in Santa Barbara, Calfornia then in 72 days Kim went to divorce court.
“Someday” perfume for fruity girls around the world
Not a scratch in Herald Square attack. While Justin was in NYC to debut his new perfume “Someday” at Macy’s a guy got out of line and jumped the barrier tackling Bieber pushing him down onto the ground. Bieber was shaken up, but brushed himself off and headed into Macy’s department store. Proceeds from Justin’s sweet smell of success “Someday” is going to charity.
Bieber “Baby Face” Driver
Bieber gets stopped by Florida cop. Hey “baby face” driver what are you doing cruising around South Beach in a Rolls Royce convertible cop asks teen pop? This car belongs to my friend and singer, Sean Kingston sitting next to me. Before the cop could say I see Bieber fans rushed outside of T.G.I. Friday’s yelling and screaming.
Justin’s Tattoos
Speaking of Justin’s Godly views, he shows off latest “Jesus” in Hebrew tattoo on upper left side while sunning on island of Hawaii with Selena, his soul mate. Justin’s dad, Jeremy was very happy to get matching spiritual tattoo. Bieber who was inked on Memorial Day with an elbow star tattoo has always had his parents’ approval.
Celebrities “Show Your Heart” Worthy Campaigning
Fame isn’t just the name of the game. Justin twitters his followers raising money for “Show Your Heart” campaign along with other celebrities to benefit three severely injured Houston, Texas children with two boys paralyzed when a vehicle crashed into “Berry Family” minivan leaving them orphaned.
“Justin Bieber Way” street sign stolen in Forney
Thief takes off with “Justin Bieber Way” street sign in Texas town of Forney a few days after city held ceremony renaming part of Main Street in honor of teen pop artist. Everything worked out just fine as the town replaced street sign.
Justin and Selena Teenage Pop Icons Nude and Bronzed
Teenage superstars Justin and Selena standing side by side in the nude are bronzed with sexy private parts covered is a creation by Daniel Edwards, a Connecticut artist. Because of child pornography issues Edwards will not unveil Bieber until next year. He hopes Bieber and Gomez are still together. The artist has completed many naked sculptures of celebrities from Paris Hilton, Britney Spears to Angelina Jolie.
Did Selena breakup with Bieber?
Bieber may be singing the “Baby, Baby” blues if it’s true that Selena dumped you for someone more mature. There are a combination of things that allegedly caused a split to their relationship. Gomez found out Justin was texting his ex-girlfriend and the bad boys he was hanging around with like Sean Kingston and Chris Brown. Selena admits she likes hot stuff “Transformers” actor Shia LaBeouf.
Bieber Rules the School
Even though Bieber may have a tutor and dislikes school, pop teen idol is supplying kids with everything from notebooks to shiny hot kiddie purple pencil boxes.
Bieber’s Baby Boa Constrictor
For goodness sake is that Justin Bieber walking around the “Black Carpet” before VMAs holding a small pale orange boa constrictor snake? So what’s his pet’s name “Johnson” which he says Selena doesn’t mind rubbing. Now he’s giving the snake to charity.
Justin wins at 2011 MTV Music Awards for “Best Male Video”
Justin Bieber decked out in black clothes from head-to-toe at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards wins “Best Male Video” for “U Smile” dedicated to his fans while he gives his delicious dish “Selena” a kiss and heads onto the stage to accept award landing another kiss on the cheek with sexy Kim Kardashian. Justin thanked everyone including God who blessed him.
Bieber’s Minor Fender Bender
Justin was with his assistant inside his slick black “Ferrari” when car got hit on rear side by careless driver in a $16,000 dark blue Honda Civic while backing out of Studio City underground parking lot. Pop star thank your lucky stars no one got injured and there were no damages to either car.
Selena Stalker Walks Fine Chalk Line
Thomas Brodnicki a former resident of Des Plaines, Illinois with a history of stalking and mental illness who was allegedly harassing and threatening Disney’s Selena Gomez has been given a temporary restraining order by a Los Angeles Superior Judge keeping him away from the starlet, her assistant and family. Stalker pleads “not guilty” at court hearing.
Christmas Fun Album
Celebrities like Mariah Carey are joining Justin on his new Christmas video “Under the Mistletoe.” The girls would love if Justin took off his clothes, but baby it’s just too cold in the snow. Maybe Justin will take a bite of their holiday cookies. If they could only make knookie knookie. Part of the proceeds from the CD will go to charity.
Selena & Bieber Teach Husky Puppy Mix Tricks
It’s just not puppy love for Selena and Bieber. Husky doggie named Baylor comes on board. This cute 10-week old male was adopted by the young celebrities from an animal shelter in Winnepeg, Canada. Betcha’ Justin and Selena teach this husky mix plenty of tricks with some puppy biscuits.
The Real Batmobile
Is Justin Bieber in steel armor steering around town in a real blue “Batmobile?” It’s a customized deal by Cadillac.
Justin Hits YouTube Two Billion List
Leave it to the Bieber to hit two billion on YouTube. Fans admit they love to watch singer ’cause he’s cute and slick.
Brute of a Lawsuit
“Baby, Baby” no way. Singer being sued by Mariah Yeater who Justin says is a faker. Girl looks for loot from paternity suit. Is Justin okay with taking DNA? Yeater was brought back stage to meet the singer last year. It appears that Yeater who had this baby boy wants to smear Bieber. Whataya know Yeater dismisses the case. Crazy lady you’re a disgrace to the human race.
Under the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree
Belieber fans got so excited when Bieber ignited the stage singing “Little Drummer Boy” accompanied by Rapper Busta Rhymes and “Chestnuts” with Usher. Justin touched some girls who went nuts. They were hoping to grab his butt. Then Bieber performed “Under the Mistletoe” video with Mariah Carey singing and looking lovely after taking off pounds from her pregnancy.
Wishin’ for a Justin “Arthur Christmas”
Justin is rockin’ around the town looking spiffy in a new hairdo singing “Santa is coming to town” for Christmas.
From Pimples to Wrinkles
Lights, action, camera! “Proactive” Justin interviewing girls with pimples? So what’s next for Bieber – Justin interviewing women with wrinkles?
“Boyfriend” Creamin’ Your Jeans
Shameless “Boyfriend” singer pulls down his jeans and shows his white undies to thousands of screaming teens. Is this how you celebrate your eighteenth birthday creamin’ your jeans?
Bieber Temper
Justin allegedly used his boxing skills on Paparazzi after training with former Heavyweight Champion Mike Tyson. Bieber isn’t as sweet as he looks after throwing a left hook may be booked on criminal battery. The Bieb with his then-and-perhaps still-girlfriend will not be charged in altercation with photographer.
Believe in the Bieb
The Bieb always has something up his sleeve. This time he wants his fans to understand that last year’s paternity accuser is the loser. In fact he’s actually put out a new song titled “Maria” named after Mariah Yeater on hix new album “Believe.” She was dying for my affection, but I wasn’t looking for an erection. I never knew or met her, but she obviously was looking for a screw.
Justin’s High School Graduation
Justin celebrates his “18th” birthday high school graduation spending time with girlfriend Selena and promoting a new album. It’s up to the Bieb on whether or not he wants to go to college for more knowledge. Instead of being in the classroom and touring he will be giving back with donations making a difference in the lives of underprivileged kids.
Bieber Speeder
Politician wants Bieber arrested for speeding exceeding 100 mph on LA freeway. Police officer stopped pop singer giving him a traffic ticket as he was driving his $100,000 Fisker Karma sports car a gift he received for his “18th” birthday from his manager. Bieber claims he was being chased by an aggressive paparazzi and filed a complaint against another photographer. Celebrity photographer may be facing criminal charges by Los Angeles City Attorney. The Bieb has run-ins constantly with the paparazzi.
Justin’s cameo spot “The Simpsons”
Sometime in 2013 Justin will have a cameo spot playing himself on animated series “The Simpsons” where the singer/superstar tries to get into a talent show as Bart plays the piano. It will be a remake of the 1989 musical film “The Fabulous Baker Boys” which showed Jeff and Beau Bridges trying to make a living in Seattle, turned into Homer and the gang where Justin is “The Fabulous Faker Boy.” This should bring a lot of joy for the fans of the “boy toy.”
Bieb awarded “Diamond Jubilee”
Bieber a native Canadian was awarded the “Diamond Jubilee” medal from Prime Minister, Stephen Harper. It was created in celebration of Queen Elizabeth’s 60th anniversary on the British throne and given for significant contributions and achievements. Only thing missing was Bieber’s stylish clothing when accepting the medal in overalls with a polo shirt and backward cap just made him look like a jerk.
Gangnam Style beats Bieber’s Shirtless You Tube Baby
Gangnam Style dance originator known as “Psy” is beating Bieber’s shirtless “Baby” on You Tube and Google friends by 7 million hits per day versus Bieber’s video with only 500,000 views every day is slowing fading away. Endorsement of celebrities like Ellen DeGeneres, Britney Spears, Madonna and MC Hammer viewing “Gangnam Style” the reason why popularity is gaining.
Murder Plot to Kill Bieber
A three-man team “murder for hire” plot to kill Bieber by strangling him at his Madison Square Garden concert initiated by 45-year-old Dana Martin crazed fan and convicted rapist killer who also had a $2,500 bounty for each of Bieber’s testicles. Obviously Martin couldn’t go through with killing his pop idol so he turned in his accomplices to authorities. Bieber’s manager, Scooter Braun after hearing about the murder plot said “We take every precaution in protecting and ensuring the safety of Justin and his fans.”
Not so Lucky Paparazzo
Claims that obsessed Paparazzo was constantly harassing the Bieb. The 29-year-old photographer, Chris Guerra crossing Sepulveda Boulevard in Los Angeles attempting to snap pictures of parked exotic white Ferrari belonging to Justin Bieber was killed instantly by an oncoming vehicle. Bieber who was not in his Ferrari sent condolences to photographer’s family. The pop star released a statement through his music company that hopefully this terrible tragedy will bring meaningful legislation to help protect the lives and safety of not only celebrities, but innocent bystanders as well as photographers.
Bieb and the Weed
From pop star to pot? It’s Bieb on “SNL” February 9th hosting the show. His first public appearance since photos surfaced of Justin allegedly smoking a weed at some Newport Beach hotel room partying around New Year’s Eve.
Israeli Former Bodyguard Suing!
Bieb’s ex-bodyguard suing! Former soldier of the Israeli army Moshe Benabou is suing for $420,000 in unpaid overtime, including assault and battery claiming Justin punched him. Moshe was fired for lying on his resume about being Justin Timberlake’s bodyguard. Is he trying to squeeze money out of the Bieb?
Revenge is Mine ex-Senorita Selena
The Bieb says revenge is mine ex-Senorita Selena. Bieber hangs out with another Disney cutie. This may not be the best way to get Selena back in the sack. Bieber your childish behavior is not a wise move to get on Selena’s good side.
Clever Bieber “SNL” Pizza
Devoted fans shivering from the blistering cold temperatures waited outside NBC’s 30 Rock for a chance to see the Bieb hoping to get free “SNL” tickets were surprised with a box of Ray’s famous original pizza. Bieber later tweeted “Enjoy the Pie Girls and Guys.”
Buzy Bieber in London Touring and Partying
Buzy Bieber in Londontown touring and hopping from one night club to another partying with a mystery brunette, “The Wanted and “will.i.am” super pop star soon-to-be celebrating his 19th birthday.
Trash Black Gas Mask
Justin trash that black gas mask or stick it up your ass! Not too sure if it’s for your London tour. It seems to draw more attention than protection. Maybe they’re celebrating Halloween overseas.
Photographer gets nasty with Bieber
Paparazzo calls pop star a f**kin’ moron while the Bieb tries to attack him. Photographer tells Bieber to go back to America or perhaps he meant Canada. Screaming “I’ll beat the f**k out of you” Skinny-Winny Bieber leaps out a black van when his bald bodyguard intervenes saving him from a bloody tragedy.
Fans were bloody mad
London fans had every right to be bloody mad. Justin was booed when he arrived on stage for the 02 arena concert two hours late claiming technical difficulties, but fans were so outraged they wanted to throw their shoes at him. Bieb said he was sorry for being tardy. You’ll still be able to catch the midnight tube.
Man down in Foggy Londontown
Bieber collapsed on stage with some serious breathing problem. He was taken to a London hospital feeling quite ill. After the nurse perked him up Bieb took off his shirt. Sexy Bieber is feeling much better drinking plenty of fluids and resting. Unfortunately the perky nurse didn’t bed down with Justin. Here’s wishin’ Bieb a speedy recovery!
Bieber under the weather
Bieber who is still under the weather canceled one of his shows in Portugal. Things have not been going great lately for this shining superstar especially after Senorita Selena left the immature Justin. “Boyfriend” needs a girlfriend!
Damn I’m in Amsterdam
I’m in liberal Amsterdam where anything goes from prostitution to smoking pot is hot. Bieb goes dutch treat sitting down in a coffee shop while smoking a weed. He also spent some time visiting the house now a museum where Anne Frank wrote and kept a diary. She died from typhus at a Nazi concentration camp in March 1945 just a month before it was liberated by the British. The only thing pop star could write in a guest book was “Truly inspiring to be able to come here – Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.” A spokesman said “He’s 19. It’s a strange life he’s living. Wasn’t very sensible, but he didn’t mean bad.” Well it sure is sad. Thank goodness he’s a Canadian and not a Yankee! CNN’s Piers Morgan defends Justin. Says he meant no offense. How many people would spend an hour at the Anne Frank museum?
Clever Bieber promoting SpendSmart Card
Clever Bieber promoting a new teen SpendSmart prepaid credit card. He’s a talented motivated artist who works hard to socially influence his millions of fans globally.
Justin sings a different tune apologizing to Lindsay
Justin upset with the press attacks Lindsay’s tax mess. He has apologized to the actress for dragging her into his media battle.
Bieb had to leave Hotel Paree
Bieb booted from luxurious Hotel Paree. Nobody wants me! It seems his wild “Beliebers” were causing a commotion so Bieb moved to another hotel up the street. Mandarin Hotel says he left on his own, but fans are not happy the Bieb was treated with disrespect. Hope hotel does not have a Twitter account for fans may go into a social rage.
You’re a bad boy!
Bieber pulls some “Monkey Business” after arriving by private plane at Munich Airport in Germany. His pet monkey “Mally” a gift on his 19th birthday was seized by custom officials and quarantined for lack of necessary papers plus a health certificate. The Bieb will have to pay a high penalty for the monkey’s quarantine. All of this monkey business comes on top of Bieber’s “bad mouthing” spitting on a neighbor, authorities investigating battery charges, fighting with a photographer, late for a concert, taken to a hospital and slamming Lindsay Lohan. This pop star is building a “bad boy” reputation. A bratty kid who thinks he can get away with it! Maybe Bieb will soon be pop history.
Justin’s new girlie hairdo
Justin looks girlie with a pair of earrings and his new Rihanna hairdo. What do Beliebers think? He looks pretty in pink!
Worth it to go shirtless and practically bottomless?
So you’ve got rock star abs! That’s why we’re all fans. Now put on a shirt and pull up your pants.
Justin and Selena Kissing and Loving
Justin and Selena back to kissing and loving. Was it Justin’s shirtless physique or those crazy tattoos? Either way the sexy couple are back together again in seventh heaven. Now Selena says it’s not true. She’s really happy without you!
Bustin’ Justin
While Justin was in Sweden a police officer on duty at Grand Hotel where pop star was staying smelled the scent of marijuana coming from singer’s tour bus. A search warrant by authorities found nothing. No one arrested as bus was empty.
Zealous fan and baby grand
While in Dubai on Believe tour Justin finally gets some sense knocked into him. Zealous male fan ran up on stage while Bieber had his fingers on the keyboard trying to hug superstar before security guards jumped onto the stage knocking over baby grand. Luckily Justin was okay as fans began screaming. Justin went on performing “Boyfriend” and “Baby.”
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Posted by sheila on November 28, 2010 under Celebrity Rhyming Biographies (Satire), Justin Bieber (Teen Idol Dream) | 
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