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Welcome

JOKES FOR EVERY SEASON

Francke the Lyrical Yankee has spent some of her time writing rhymes to benefit our war heroes, foundations and charities globally.  Francke only asks for a small donation toward these worthy causes.  In return you receive Francke’s creative rhyming stories.

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THE TRAGIC PLIGHT FOR 298 VICTIMS OF MALAYSIAN FLIGHT MH17

MAY THEY REST IN HEAVEN FOR ETERNITY

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ROMAN EMPIRE WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY NEITHER WAS THIS WEBSITE

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THE JESTER OF WESTCHESTER

WELCOME TO MY SATIRE EMPIRE!

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RHYMER GRAMMAR

FANCY RHYMING

SEXY SATIRE

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THERE’S NOTHING QUITE LIKE THIS WEBSITE

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SOLVING YOUR PROBLEMS WITH RHYMING THERAPY

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RHYMING HISTORY FOR DUMMIES

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THE BUTCHER, THE BAKER, THE RHYME MAKER

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SHOOT THE BREEZE WITH FRANCKE

SEND YOUR FRIENDLY COMMENTS

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RHYMES THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH OR CRY

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GO BACK IN TIME WITH FRANCKE’S RHYMES

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WHAT’S THE BEST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE?

MINE IS WHEN I WRITE

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FRANKLY RHYMING AND JOKING

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FUNKY JOKES & SATIRICAL RHYMES TO BLOW YOUR MIND

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FRANCKE’S RAW POETRY

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THE PRETTY LITTLE RHYMER

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LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME I’M STILL FRANCKE!

ONE WOMAN RHYMING & JOKING OPERATION

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TAKE A TRIP INTO THE BRIGHT CITY LIGHTS

THE BEAT OF 42ND STREET

STOMP YOUR FEET ON THE CONCRETE STREETS

LISTEN TO TIMES SQUARE AFFAIR WHERE GIRLS AND GUYS ARE TAKING OFF THEIR SKINTIGHT UNDERWEAR

TWO GIRLS PULLING OUT EACH OTHERS HAIR

AND SHOOTINGS

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SQUARE

(CD AUDIO FILES)

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DOING WHAT COMES NATURALLY RHYMING AND JOKING

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R H Y M N R A G E O U S!

MEET THE GIRL WHO RHYMES THE WORLD

VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE  – WELCOME TO MY WEBSITE

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AMERICAN SATIRE WRITER

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STAND-UP/SITDOWN/LAYDOWN RHYMIN’ COMEDIAN

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JOKE FACTORY

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

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JOKELAND USA!

FRANCKE’S ULTIMATE JOKE MACHINE

LAUGH-A-MINUTE

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FAMILY OF JOKERS

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JOKES MY FATHER WROTE

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JOKESTER TO EVERYDAY FOLKS

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POSTING NEW JOKES FOR INQUISITIVE FOLKS

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RHYMING AND STILL COUNTING

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HOUSE OF RHYME

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WINTER RHYMES FROZEN IN TIME

SPRING HAS SPRUNG

SUMMER HAS BEGUN

SUMMERTIME RHYMES

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RHYMES HAVE CHANGED, BUT LIFE REMAINS THE SAME

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RHYMINIZING

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FIVE AND DIME RHYMES

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RHYMING ROYAL LOVE STORY OF THE CENTURY

PRINCE WILLIAM, CATHERINE & BABY GEORGE MAKES THREE

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RHYMING THE NIFTY FIFTIES RADIO DAYS

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RHYMING WAR ON GREEDY STREET

SECOND ANNIVERSARY

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TERROR IN SATIRE!

BOSTON MARATHON BOMBER

LEADING STORY OF 2013

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RHYMING HISTORY

TAKE A WALK DOWN THE STREETS OF OLD NEW YORK

HENRY HUDSON TO THE DUTCH TO GEORGE WASHINGTON

THE NIFTY FIFTIES

REVOLUTION OF THE SMARTY BOSTON TEA PARTY

MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL REVERE

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CRIMES OF THE CENTURY RHYMED

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN “GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER” AND “DOMESTIC VIOLENCE”

COLOR OF THE LAW

WE ARE ALL TRAYVON!

TRAYVON MARTIN STREET ART IN BOSTON

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RHYME AND PUNISHMENT

ARIEL CASTRO “MONSTER HOUSE OF HORROR”

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EXECUTIVE CRIMES IN RAP N RHYME

MEET THE ELITE THIEVES OF WALL STREET

ENRON CON JOB

WORLDCOM STINKY BOMB

GRILLING SKILLING

FASTOW THE FAT COW

MARTHA STEWART THE BAKER, FLOWER MAKER AND STOCK TAKER

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BERNIE MADOFF’S SWEET GREED

SWINDLER’S MIND IN SATIRE AND RHYME

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CASEY ANTHONY AND “WHY I LOVE ME” (LIAR SATIRE)

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MURDER SHE WROTE!

SEX CRIMES IN RHYME

(DATE RAPE) WHO KILLED LINDA DRAKE?

TEACHER’S SEX PET (TRUE STORY THAT RATTLED SEATTLE)

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THE GOOGLE-EYED RUNAWAY BRIDE (TRUE STORY)

IN SATIRE AND RHYME

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NIGHTMARES AND WILD DREAMS

HERE COME THE KILLING MACHINES

SCOTT PETERSON ON DEATH ROW

CHOPPED OFF HIS WIFE’S HEAD

WHILE SHE WAS IN BED

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ACCEPT WHAT YOU CANNOT CHANGE

WHY MAKE LIFE A DAMN SHAME

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DON’T LET HATE BE YOUR FATE

JEALOUSY IS NOT THE PLACE TO BE

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PEACE IS EASY WHEN YOU’RE NOT THE ENEMY

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THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD OR ANY WARLORD

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OBAMA’S TERRORIST HIT LIST

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INSPIRE MAGAZINE FOR AL-QAEDA COWARDS AND LIARS!

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MONSTER RHYMER!

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RHYME FOR CHANGE

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TIME TO RHYME AND SHINE

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24/7

IT’S RAP N RHYMIN’ HEAVEN

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ORGANIC RHYMES HOMEGROWN

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SIGN OF THE RHYMES

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ONE-STOP KING OF POP

THE LATE MICHAEL JACKSON

WORLD’S GREATEST ATTRACTION

EVERYTHING ABOUT THE KING OF POP IN RHYME TIME

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ONE WOMAN RHYMING OPERATION

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LOVE TO RHYME IN MY SPARE TIME

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RHYMES & JOKES A SIDELINE

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BAGHDAD BOB

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BOB THE LEADER OF THE MOB?

MIDEAST SATIRICAL TREAT

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RHYMING TERROR IN AMERICA!

COMFORT FOR THE VICTIMS OF BOSTON MARATHON

OneFundBoston.org

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THERE’S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD RHYMING SITE

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RHYMING AS EASY AS “ABC”

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RHYMING THERAPY

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RHYME AFTER RHYME

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COME FLY WITH ME

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QUEEN OF THE SEXY RHYMING SPELLING BEE

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DAYS OF WINE & RHYMES

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SO YOU THINK YOU CAN RHYME – SEND ME YOUR LINES

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DINE AND WINE ON RHYMES

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KNACK TO RAP!

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FOR THE RHYMES OF YOUR LIFE

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TAP INTO RAP

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AIM TO PLEASE – RHYMING EXPERTISE!

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THERE IS NO SECRET TO SUCCESS – IT’S A GIFT YOU POSSESS

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RHYMES TILL THE END OF TIME

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ALL KINDS OF RAP N RHYMES

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GARDEN OF EDEN RHYMED IN SEXY TIME

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THIEVES OF WALL STREET RHYMED IN STEALING TIME

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WITTY POET WITH MANY SKITS

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THE MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE IN HASTE

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CREATING LYRICS TO LIFT YOUR SPIRITS

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RAIN OR SHINE RHYMES MADE IN THE USA!

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TRUE STORIES & CRIMES RHYMED IN THREE-QUARTER TIME

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PASSION TO RHYME FOR MANKIND

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RHYMES FOR INTELLIGENT MINDS

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JOURNEY INTO RHYMING

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THE MOST ORIGINAL DAILY RHYMING JOKES & ONE-LINERS

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FIFTY SHADES OF FRANCKE

“PORN LADY WITH HORNS”

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LYRICIST WITH A TWIST

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SIMPLY FRANCKE!

CREATIVE & INNOVATIVE

FUNNY, NOT CHUNKY, PRETTY SILLY

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I BUILT THIS OBAMA – IT’S MY BUSINESS!

START BUILDING YOUR DREAM

PUT ON A PAIR OF JEANS

AND

GET ON THE

“DREAM SCENE”

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WEBSITE DEDICATED TO LIFE AND EQUAL RIGHTS

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YOUR LIFETIME IN RHYME

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FEEL THE SENSATION OF “RHYMNATION”

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I WAS “BORN THIS WAY” TO RHYME EVERY DAY

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MASTERMIND OF SATIRE AND GRIND (SEXUAL PLEASURE)

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BLOG HOG WORKING HARD

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THE AMAZING FRANCKE!

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BEING FLY (TRUE STORY)

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HI FLY

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OCCUPY THIS FLY

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SLY FLY

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SHOP FLY’S GOODIES

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WISE FLY

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FLY SOCIAL JERK NETWORK

(RESEARCH DIRT ON JERKS)

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FUNKY JUNK FOR PUNKS

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“WINNING” WEBSITE – “LOSERS” NOT INVITED

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“ENTERTAIN YOUR BRAIN”

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SITDOWN/STAND-UP COMIC

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“9 to 5″ GRIND WORKTIME RHYME

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RHYMES IN THREE-QUARTER TIME

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NOTHING COULD BE FINER THAN A RHYMER

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DON’T NICKLE & RHYME ME TO DEATH!

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RHYMING HOT STUFF FROM SOUP TO NUTS

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RHYMES TO SEND CHILLS DOWN YOUR SPINE

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RHYMING TRUE STORIES & BIOGRAPHIES

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RHYMING TSUNAMIS

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RHYMING TALES OF KILLERS IN JAIL

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YOU’RE NOT WORTH A DIME IF YOU CAN’T RHYME A SINGLE LINE

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RHYME A DOZEN

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RHYME SLIME

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RHYME TWINE

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RHYME ON A DIME

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CREATIVE WORLDWIDE ENTERTAINMENT

“Lots of variety to spice up your life”

Not a Dating Site

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COMING SOON TO YOUTUBE “TIMES SQUARE AFFAIR”

WHERE GALS & GUYS ARE TAKING OFF THEIR UNDERWEAR

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ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DOLLAR FOR THE RHYMING SCHOLAR

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CONTACT ME TO ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS WITH FRANCKE YANKEE JINGLES

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FLY RAP

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FLY CRAP

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FLY TRAP

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FLY SAP

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FLY NAP

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RAP IN THE SACK ATTACK

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FLY-BY-NIGHT

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SHOO-PIE-FLY

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FLYRITOS

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FLYLICIOUS PIX

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FLYZILLA

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F+L=Y (STANDS FOR WHO I AM)

Use the “Contact Me” form above to send a personal message to Francke.  Just a few lines to let her know you’re enjoying the jokes and rhymes.  Obviously, if you are not a human being FLY will not reply.

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“THERE’S NO BIZNESS LIKE MY BIZNESS”

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“RISK-TAKERS ARE THE DREAM MAKERS”

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FAILURE + SUCCESS = HAPPINESS

DON’T ACCEPT ANYTHING LESS THEN THE BEST!

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YOU’RE NEVER TOO OLD TO BE BOLD!

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GIRLFRIENDS ARE THE NEW HUSBANDS

GAYS HAVE RIGHTS TOO! THEY CAN GET MARRIED BEFORE YOU

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YOU’RE NOT JUST SOMEONE IN THIS WORLD, YOU ARE SOMEONE TO SOMEBODY

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TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR LIFE – ARE YOU LIVING IT RIGHT?

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7 BILLION PEOPLE ON EARTH AND YOU’RE GONNA LET ONE PERSON RUIN YOUR DAY!

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WHY STOP DREAMING WHEN YOU WAKE UP?

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COME FLY WITH ME

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“The World’s Fly Girl”

Francke the Conservative Yankee

Born in the USA!

Proud to be an American

No! You cannot spank Francke

I’m not a Cranky Yankee

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Freedom and Democracy in Every Mid-East Country

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  Peace is what every country wants to see.”

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Dapper Rapper

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Once upon a rhyme there lived a girl named Fly

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“I live, I rhyme, I’m FLY

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Go to Mood Expressions website on hot Mozilla Firefox

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QUIET PLEASE!  GENIUS AT WORK
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Welcome to the World’s Greatest American Creative Writer of Funky Jokes, Rhyme and Satire on Masterminds, Sex, Murder, Crime Stories, True Stories, News Stories: Scandalous Petraeus! “The Devil in Me” Aurora, Colorado Shooter, Trayvon Martin Killing (an American tragedy) George Zimmerman, Marissa Alexander, Spike Lee, Steven Paul Jobs (RIP) Casey Marie Anthony, former Arizona Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and husband-astronaut Mark Kelly, NY Congressman Anthony Weiner, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, Queen Elizabeth II, Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince Harry, Pippa Middleton, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Jared Lee Loughner, Wesley Snipes, Lindsay “Mean Street Girl” Lohan, Dina Lohan, Michael Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Mel Gibson, Bernard Madoff, Chris “Beater-Singer” Brown, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, Brett Favre, Michael Vick, Lawrence Taylor, Kobe Bryant, Steve McNair, Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn, Elin Nordegrin and Rachel Uchitel, Jesse James and Sandra Bullock, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, Al Gore and the masseuse, John Edwards, Elizabeth Edwards and Rielle Hunter, Andrew and Cheri Young, Gov. Mark Sanford, Eliot Spitzer (Client #9) and former prostitute, Ashley Dupre.  33 Miners Victory in Chile.  Natalee Ann Holloway (Missing in Aruba) and Joran van der Sloot.  Mary Kay Letourneau (Teacher’s Sex Pet) Jennifer Wilbanks (True Georgia story of runaway bride who took her family and fiance’ for a joy ride) High-Profile Trials: Thieves of Wall Street, Enron Con Job, Martha Stewart, the baker, flower maker and stock taker.  Ponzi Schemer Bernie Madoff.  Amber Frey and Scott Peterson (Laci Rocha Peterson) Murder Case.  Michael Jackson, the legend in action, “Molestation Trial” (Satire and Rhyme) The Relentless Apprentice (Original Reality Show) Rhyming Celebrity Jokes & Biographies, Kings of Bling-Bling, Rap n Hip-Hop, Diddy, Jay-Z, Eminem, Ludacris and Snoop Dogg the Rap Lord to Snoop Reggae Lion-Hearted, Usher, Missy Elliott, Lil Jon, Beastie Boys, Lil Wayne, Notorious B.I.G. and Lil’ Kim, Ellen DeGeneres, Oprah’s “Own” Mistakes, Donald Trump, Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, Soap Oprah, Joan Rivers, Martha Stewart, Paula Deen, Jennifer Lawrence, Jon “Banana” Hamm, Jay Leno, Perez Hilton, Blade Runner Oscar Pistorius, Barbara Walters, Jenny McCarthy, Rosie O’Donnell, Anderson Cooper, Taylor Swift, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart, Marc Anthony, Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Chris Brown and Rihanna, Lady GaGa, Madonna, M.I.A., Rapper Nicki Minaj, Diva Mariah Carey, Ellen DeGeneres, Katy Perry, John Mayer, Russell Brand, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Kris and Bruce Jenner, RIP Whitney Houston, Disney’s Selena Gomez and Young Justin Bieber, Kathy Griffin, Honey Boo-Boo, Mama June, Channing “Magic Mike” Tatum, Bethenny Frankel, Beyonce’ and Jay-Z, Jared Leto, Pam Anderson, Media Queen Wendy Williams, Rapper PSY, Christopher Reeve the Real Man of Steel, Zac Efron, Seth Rogen, John Travolta, Sodastream’s Scarlo, David “Pecker” Beckham, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, Hillary and Bill Clinton, VP Joe Biden, Obama the Charmer, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, Rob Ford, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Stephen Colbert, Kimmel, Fallon and Seth McFarlane, Milton Berle “Mr. Television” Donald Sterling, Melissa McCarthy (Tammy).

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THE JESTER FROM WESTCHESTER

LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU!

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CELEBRITY JUICY GOSSIP TOPICS

FAMOUS NAMES – THE CHEATING GAME

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CELEBRITY CRIMES IN RHYME

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LIVE TO KID

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BLOOMING HUMOR

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RHYMING POKE-A-JOKE CELEBRITY FOLKS

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WITTY SHIT FOR THE POOR AND RICH

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PEOPLE SAY I’M FUNNY, BUT MY OBJECTIVE IS TO GET YOUR MONEY

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CLEVER SATIRE FOR HIRE

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SATIRE FOR LIARS

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SATIRE NIGHTMARE

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KILLER LYRICS

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I’M FUNKY & SPUNKY NOT CHUNKY

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HAVE YOU HEARD MY SPOKEN WORD?

MY RAP IS NO CRAP!

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IT’S NOT MUCK N MIRE – IT’S PURE SATIRE & RAP N RHYME TIME

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R H Y M N A T I O N

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READ ALL ABOUT IT!

FOR ALL THE NEWS THAT’S FIT TO RHYME IN RAP TIME

(SHAME NAME OF THE GAME) CELEBRITY GOSSIP TOPICS

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MEET THE REAL MAN OF STEEL!

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ALL KINDS OF FUNKY JOKES & RHYMES TO BLOW YOUR MIND

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STIMULATE YOUR MIND – EXPERIENCE KILLER RHYMES

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POETRY IN THE RAW

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THIEVES OF WALL STREET

MARTHA STEWART

THE BAKER, FLOWER MAKER AND STOCK TAKER

ENRON CONS RHYMED IN RAP TIME

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WATERWORLD “THE DAWN OF GLOBAL WARMING”

POLITICAL SHTICK

RHYMING THE SLUMPING ECONOMY

WAR ON GREEDY STREET (99% vs. 1%) DEFENSE OF 1%

OCCUPY SANDY

RHYMING POLITICAL NEWS & VIEWS (SATIRICAL)

TRICKS OF SICK POLITICS (D.C. BULLSHIT)

CANDIDATES TIT-FOR-TAT PRESIDENTIAL RAT RACE

MICKEY MOUSE IN THE WHITE HOUSE

OBAMA’S WOUNDED STATE OF THE UNION (WITTY SHIT)

ERECTION VS. PROTECTION (OBAMA’S “SHIT LIST”)

OBAMA’S TERRORIST HIT LIST!

RHYMING HISTORY

NIFTY 1950S

FATE OF HATRED

REVOLUTION OF THE SMARTY BOSTON TEA PARTY

Coffee clutch or tea party?  Bagels and tea or donuts and coffee?

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iFLY

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Francke the Lyrical Yankee rap n rhyme artist aka The Jester from Westchester will entertain you with a variety of satire, the spoken word and storytelling.  I’m pretty, witty and do little ditties.

Francke, “Queen of the Rhyming Spelling Bee.” I’m the master of satire and rhyme with jokes as a sideline. 

Terrific and prolific with “200″ Yankee Rap n Rhymes, “100″ categories, including “Lyrics for Music.”  Rhymes till the end of time.

The creative mind of  over “1000″ clean & dirty wordy one-liner Jester Jokes for Young and Old Folks.  Jesters poke fun at anyone.  New jokes added every day.  People say I’m funny, but my objective is to get your money.

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ECONOMIC COMEDY

Obama the Charmer & Nancy Pelosi Loudmouth Minority Speaker of the House

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Joke for “Tammy” Folks

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Joke for Fallon “Thank You” Notes

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Joke for “Rob Ford” Folks

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Joke for “Disney World” Folks

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Joke for “LA Clippers” Folks

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Joke for “A Million Ways to Die in the West” Folks

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Joke for “Godzilla Thriller”

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Joke for “Amazing Spider-man 2″ Folks

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Jokes for “White House Correspondents’ Dinner” Folks

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Jokes for “Letterman” Folks

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Joke for “Captain America” Folks

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Joke for “Noah” Folks

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Jokes for “Sabotage” Folks

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Just “Plane” Jokes on a Lighter Note

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China “Hoax” Joke

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Pizza Man Cheesy Joke for “Ellen DeGeneres” Folks

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CoverGirl Joke for “Ellen” Folks

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John Travolta Joke for “Oscar” Folks

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Russian Jokes for “Not So Putin” Folks

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Superbowl Jokes

Cheerios Joke for “Holey” Folks

Sodastream Jokes for “Scarlo” Folks

David Beckham Joke for “H&M” Folks

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Chris Christie Jokes for “Obese” and “Bridge” Folks

Christie Jokes for “Hillary” “Biden” and “Jeb Bush” Folks

Christie Jokes for Romney Folks

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Jay Carney Jokes for “Bearded” Folks

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Obama Jokes for “Animated Comedy” Folks

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Dirty Miley Cyrus Jokes for “Blurred Lines” and “Twerkin” Folks

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Oprah Jokes for “Bag Lady” Folks

Oprah Jokes for “OWN” Folks

Oprah Jokes for “Butler” Folks

Joke for “Ownly Lindsay” Folks

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Joanie Rivers Joke for “Ray J” Folks

Romancing Stone-Face Joan Jokes for “Male” Folks

Joan Rivers Jokes for “Drag Queen” Folks

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Martha Stewart Jokes for “Matchmaker” Folks

Martha Jokes for “Pine Bros.” Folks

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Paula Deen Jokes for “Forgiving” Folks

Paula Deen Jokes for “Porn” Folks

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Jennifer Lawrence Jokes for “Hungry” Folks

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Jon Hamm’s Huge Penis Jokes for “Undies” Folks

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Jay Leno Jokes for “Foxy” Folks

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Jimmy Fallon Jokes for “Tonight Show” Folks

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Pappa Perez Hilton Jokes for “Gay Lullaby” Folks

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Lindsay Lohan Jokes for “Mean Street Girl” Folks

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Glorious Oscar Pistorius Jokes for “Killer” Folks

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Barbara Walters Jokes for “Chicken Pox” Folks

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Anderson Cooper Jokes for “Gay” Folks

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Taylor Swifty Jokes for “Dating” Folks

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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Jokes for “Divorced” Folks

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Britney Spears Jokes for “Boa Constrictor” Jokes

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Kathy Griffin Jokes for “Oral Sex” Folks/Honey Boo-Boo

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Channing Tatum Jokes for “Magic Mike” Folks

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Demi Moore Jokes for “Pussy” Folks

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PSY Jokes for “Thai” Folks

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Harlem Shake Jokes for “Not So Gangnam Style” Folks

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Scandalous Petraeus!

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Jared Leto Jokes for “Very Skinny” Folks

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Pamela Anderson Jokes for “Love ‘em or Leave ‘em” Folks

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Beyonce’ Glittery Tits Jokes for “Flat-Chested” Folks

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Media Queen Wendy Jokes for “Dumb” Folks

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Beyonce’ Fangs & Jay-Z Bang

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JLo & Casper Jokes for “Latino” Folks

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Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt Jokes for “Ritzy” Folks

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Russell Brand “Limey” Jokes for American Folks

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Katy Perry Jokes for “Lesbians” and “Straight” Folks

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Paris Hilton Jokes for “Sexy” Folks

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Bieber “Johnson Pleaser” Jokes for Hot Folks

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MDNA/M.I.A./Nicki Minaj/Mariah Carey Jokes for “Hard-On” Folks

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GaGa Juicy Jokes for “Horny” Folks

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Kim Kardashian “Raw Jokes” for Mutt & Jeff Folks

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Rihanna “Banana” Jokes for Screwed Up Folks

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Weiner Jokes for “Cocky Kosher” Folks

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Schwarzenegger the “X-Rated” Faker/Rich Folks Jokes

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Tiger Dirty Jokes for “Whorey” Folks

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Dirty Nursery Time Rhymes

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Vampire Jokes for “Twilight and Breaking Dawn” Folks

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Holiday Jokes for Merry Folks

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Crazy Jokes for Nutty Folks

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Dimwit Jokes for Slow-Thinking Folks

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Clean & Dirty Jokes for Plain Folks

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Don’t do Jokes for Dead Folks

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The Joker is Wild – Everybody needs to Smile!

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Sexual Pleasure Can Never Be Measured

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Sexy Time Horny Rhymes

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Shame in the Hall of Fame (Cheating Time Rhyme)

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Romance at a Glance – Love Time Rhymes

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Rhymes for Intelligent Minds

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Rhyming Tales of Killers in Jail

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Once Upon a Crime in Rhyme

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Murder She Wrote

True Stories of Murder and Sex Crimes Rhymed

Satire on Murderers

Celebrity Crimes in Rhyme

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Tax Crime Rhyme

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I rhyme the crime – You do the time

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Seek and Ye Shall Find all Kinds of Sample Rhymes

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‘Tis the Season for Rhyme and Reason

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Once Upon a Rhyme

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So You Think You Can Rhyme?  Send me your lines

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Rhymes to Heal the Mind

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Days of Wine & Rhymes

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Animated Rhymes

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Happy Folk Notes

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Candy Time Rhyme (Sweet Shoppe of Sucking Treats)

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Rhyming Diet

Diet Riot – Have you tried it?

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A PAIN IN THE ASS COULD USE SOME GOOD

OLD-FASHIONED CLASS

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LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU

CRY AND YOU CRY ALONE

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“There’s no business like my business.” The pen is mightier than the sword. Come on board and read the rhyming stories of Francke from The Relentless Apprentice Reality Show starring Donald Trump, “Ask the Trump man” to the “Kings of Bling-Bling” the rappers who have everything from clothing lines to shoes that shine to restaurants where you can dine and wine, and the shining stars of the Hip-Hop World, “Hip-Hop will never Stop.” Read all about “The Paris Hilton Story,” a rhyme n sexy tyme to “Teacher’s Sex Pet” and the “Runaway Bride” who had no pride.  From “Memory Lane” to “Sex Crimes in Rhyme” to “God’s Forbidden Fruit“(Sexual Pleasure) to “Playboy’s Horny-Porn Star” and Hugh Hefner the snazzy robe dresser.  I use my wit for all kinds of rhyming skits. There are many other rhymes on sex, crime, life’s good and bad times.

My passion is writing and rhyming anything or anyone.  It’s a lot of fun.  I’m a son of a gun.  The mind is a terrible thing to waste in haste. Love what I do for the whole world to view.

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The truth hurts, but lies are worse.

Speak well of your enemies – You made them.

Time on your hands – Wash it off!

Attitude is not served on a silver platter.  What’s inside really matters.

Don’t drown in your sorrow – There’s always a new tomorrow.

Lesson learned – Don’t get burned.

Get your act on the right track and never look back.

Live for your passion and one day it will become the fashion.

Believe in what you can do and your dreams will come true.

If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again my friend.

Put on a pair of jeans and get on the scene.  Start living your dream.

Happiness is what you make out of life.  Do not let depression be your gripe.

You cannot get the roses without the thorns.  Therefore, do not expect life to be one path of sunshine and roses.  Sample “Everyday Life”

Life is beautiful and so are you.

“Everybody’s Precious” (Love Lessons)

Time waits for no one, but God does.

You can’t be a faker in God’s little acre.

“In God We Trust” – Don’t forget about us.

If God created everyone to look alike, then who would wrong and who would be right?

Friendship is like a glass of wine aged over time.

Everything is love.

You cannot get something for nothing.

Life ends with one big naught.  Dust in the ground mere bones to be found.

Enjoy life for what it’s worth.  Paradise is right here on earth.

Everybody is somebody, but somebody can be nobody.

Better to lose a minute in your life than your life in a minute.

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Guest Poet – Barnes & Noble Booksellers, auditioned at the famous Apollo Theater in Harlem, Broadcast Music (BMI) and Soul Cafe’ 42nd Street, NYC.

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Posted by admin on October 17, 2008 under Uncategorized | 2 Comments to Read

Katrina Storm (rhyming a catastrophe)

KATRINA, KATRINA

Remember us, remember me, for we will go down in history as the victims of the worst catastrophe. You see Katrina, Katrina, couldn’t have been any meaner. The ravages of your force took its course while Mother Nature’s wrath formed her deadly path. Fear and despair was everywhere as the levees broke and people found themselves soaked in over 20 feet of deep toxic floodwaters. There was disorder in the French quarter.

© Copyright 2008, Lyrics created by (Francke) the Yankee

All Rights Reserved (Poetic Hell)

This poem is dedicated to helping the victims of Hurricane Katrina on 08/29/05 (Eighth Anniversary)

Purchase the rest of this piece and net proceeds will be donated to:

Brad Pitt’s Make it Right Foundation Rebuilding New Orleans Lower Ninth Ward/www.makeitrightnola.org


Posted by admin on October 31, 2008 under Benefits, Deadly Storms/Tsunamis | Be the First to Comment

Wish for Christmas (Animated Santa Holiday Rhyme)

What do you “Wish for Christmas?”

Are you waiting for Santa to come down the chimney with special gifts for Christmas?  Every girl and boy wants to receive a special toy.  Standing under the mistletoe with someone you’d love to know.  Seasons come and seasons go, but Christmas will always have that a special glow.

Wish, wish not to miss the togetherness of family and friends on Christmas.

Merry Christmas

Happy New Year to All!

© Copyright 2009

a lyrical creation by (Francke) the Yankee

Christmas Bliss!

All Rights Reserved

Don’t miss emailing this animated Santa holiday “Wish for Christmas.”  Send to family and friends.


Posted by admin on December 18, 2008 under Animated Holiday Rhymes | Be the First to Comment

The Relentless (First) Apprentice – Reality Showtime + Trump’s Bio (Satire/Rhyme) Bill Rancic

FIRST RELENTLESS APPRENTICE

The Relentless Apprentice Show starring Donald Trump, “Ask the Trump Man.”  Find out if Mr. Trump gets stumped.  Reality showtime in a satirical rhyme.  It’s great entertainment!

What’s the difference between Ronald McDonald the party clown and The Donald of “Big Apple” town?

Read all about The Donald’s rise to fortune and fame including his beautiful dames.  Donald Trump, “The pro who knows the best road to success”

Get Trump’s Bio + the first “Apprentice Show” with Bill Rancic.

© Copyright 2009

Lyrics created by (Francke) the Yankee

aka The Jester from Westchester

All Rights Reserved


Posted by admin on December 20, 2008 under Apprentice Show (Donald Trump) Satire/Rhyme, Celebrity Rhyming Biographies (Satire) | Be the First to Comment

The Paris Hilton Story (Celebrity Biographies – Satire/Rhyme)

MIZ PAREE GOES ON A SHOPPING SPREE

The Paris Hilton Story rhymed in sexy time.  May we have a night in Paree? Is “Miss Sexpot” hot or not?  Have you been down to London town?

How about some spicy sexy romance in France where the femme fatales (dangerous women) lock their Frenchmen in the corral?  Hey femme (woman) come on in and play.  Paris’ game is fortune and fame and dangling her young men on a chain.  Can this dame be tamed?

Paris loves to put on a sexy show.  Now she’s acting like Marilyn Monroe.

Imagine if Paris was President, Iran would be putty in her hands.

What a shame the dame was arrested at the Wynn Resorts in Las Vegas with possession of felony cocaine.  A good lesson for naughty Paris who was put on probation including a $2,000 dollar fine and 200 hours of community service.  If the sensational heiress violates any of the conditions she will get a one-year jail stretch.  Because of this latest incident, Paris has been banned from promoting her new clothing line in Tokyo, Japan.

Now let’s get back on the road with Paris and Nicole from “The Simple Life Show.”  Francke rhymes some of the zany episodes.

Whataya know there will be a new reality show “The World According to Paris” on the Oxygen network with Charlie Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller, Paris the dipsy heiress, co-starring her mother, Kathy and Jennifer Rovero, friend and photographer.

Paris’ “that’s hot” trademark lands on Hallmark.  The greeting card company was sued for using the catchy sexy jingle.

From the “Simple Life” to a “Quiet Life” with her new younger 21-year-old Spanish model boyfriend, River Viiperi.

This satire piece is a sexy rhyming treat!

© Copyright 2010

Lyrics created by (Francke) the Yankee

aka The Jester from Westchester

All Rights Reserved


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The Kings of Bling-Bling (Rhyming Celebrity Biographies – Satire)

THE KINGS OF BLING-BLING

Rapping the rappers in rhyme time.  Read all about The Kings of Bling-Bling the guys who have everything from shoes that shine to clothing lines to restaurants where you can dine and wine.

Rappers flash their diamond rings, bracelets and necklaces that dangle on sparkling bling-bling strings.  It takes a lot of talent to rhyme n rap tyme. Rappers explict lyrics tell a story of sex and crime.  Sometimes they rap and touch their peck.  This has nothing to do with self-respect, it’s the girls that can’t wait for a rapper to undress and show their bare chest.  Yeah!  It’s great to be a dapper rapper.

Enjoy the rest of Francke’s piece — an interesting and informative story on “The Kings of Bling” starring Diddy King of the City, Jay-Z the man to see, don’t miss Luda, Ludacris.  Eminem who started a new trend, “50″ who makes a lot of sense, Dr. Dre knows what to say while Snoop has his dogg days rapping away changed his music style to reggae including his new name to Snoop Lion-Hearted and Rapper Nelly who’s a hell of a fella.

© Copyright 2010 – 2012

Lyrics created by (Francke) the Yankee

aka The Jester from Westchester

All Rights Reserved


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My Marine – Our Fallen Heroes (Wartime Rhyme)

MY MARINE

Oh where in the world is my marine? I dream of him constantly. He was last seen attacking the enemy.  My marine, my marine is part of a rough and ready team fighting for his country.

These proud marines are on the scene. They hit the beaches into trenches like creatures that land in the sand.  Damn has anyone seen my man?   Just the thought of his name drives me insane. I’m told he’s missing. I sure hope he’s listening. I’ve got fears and try to hold back my tears. If the fighting will only cease.  Will there ever be peace in the Middle East?

© Copyright 2008, Lyrics created by (Francke) the Yankee

All Rights Reserved

This poem is a tribute to the U.S. Marine Corps (USMC)

(In Peace and War we salute the United States Marine Corps)

ll/10/09 – Wishing the USMC Happy “234th” Birthday

Purchase the rest of this piece and net proceeds will be donated to:

Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund, NYC

www.fallenheroesfund.org


Posted by admin on December 27, 2008 under Benefits, Tributes, Wartime Rhymes | Read the First Comment

Hip-Hop will never Stop (Rhyming Celebrity Biographies – Satire)

THE SUPERSTARS OF RAP N HIP-HOP

Read all about Usher and how he got “caught up” in some romantic girl stuff.  Have you seen the creative Miss Demeanor on tour?  Love to watch Missy Elliott tell it.  Lil John has enough crunk juice to break all hell loose. The Beastie Boys are just not makin’ a lot of noise.  “Notorious B.I.G.” a guy who lived for the gig.  Lil’ Kim, the gal with the racy pasties has gone from jail bars to “Dancing with the Stars.”

Let’s make room for the Grammy-winner rapper and BET male hip-hop artist with lots of tattoos.  His name is Lil Wayne.

You’ll enjoy Francke’s rhyming piece on rap ‘n hip-hop will never stop.  It’s definitely here to stay no matter what people say.  This is the new generation who’ve made rap ‘n hip-hop a super sensation.

© Copyright 2010

Lyrics created by (Francke) the Yankee

aka The Jester from Westchester

All Rights Reserved


Posted by admin on December 28, 2008 under Celebrity Rhyming Biographies (Satire), Rap n Rhymes | Be the First to Comment

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Let me know what you think of my rap n rhymes.  I try to cover all categories.  Please bring your suggestions or comments to Francke.

Posted by admin on February 10, 2009 under Uncategorized | 2 Comments to Read

Bernard Madoff’s Sweet Greed – Thief of Wall Street (swindler’s mind in satire and rhyme)

SWEET SEEDS OF GREED

Bernie Madoff’s greed might have begun in the early 1960s when his mommy Sylvia R. Madoff ran a registered brokerage business out of her basement.  After failing to file reports the SEC shut down her company.

Sweet seeds of greed are better left buried beneath the deep blue sea. Bernard Madoff you’ve been labeled “Thief of Wall Street” after stealing investments from pensioners, retirees, universities, charities, your sister and the elite. People realized that you were the devil in disguise. The man they once trusted is now hated and scorned for their lifetime savings are gone.  Where was the SEC when all of this was happening?  Bernie’s “ponzi scheme” began in the early 70’s.  

A soul once called your own moans and groans as you face the fact of being locked up in a cell. This is now your hellhole after residing in a posh New York City penthouse, oceanfront properties in Montauk, West Palm Beach and your French retreat. It’s up the creek to the big house.  Bernard Madoff you’re nothing but a louse.

You’ll never win with Federal District Court Judge Denny Chin. He will not set you “free on bail” while awaiting sentencing. Your new home is the federal penitentiary surrounded by tall concrete walls.    

How sweet are the seeds of greed? Green money was your honey. While others are peeved for what you’ve done to them you seem quite relieved. Bernard Madoff you used an old “Ponzi” scheme to steal investors’ pensions and dreams.  Your former assistant has “spilled the beans.” 

It’s too late to change or rearrange your selfish game. You cheated and stole fortunes from people with famous names. For the thousands of investors it’s been a nightmare. They thought you were treating them fair and square.  Now your life is full of despair, gripes and a lonely plight.

Investors who yearned for high-yield returns from the Bernard Madoff investment firm had to sell their possessions.  A lesson to learn before getting burned is for investors to watch every penny they earn.

Casting aside investors and friends to save the Madoff family is never a good remedy. Your wife, two sons, brother and other associates will also pay the price as justice strikes, including a crooked accountant you hired to cook those stock books.

The investors are in tears.  Bernard Madoff why should your sentence be reduced to 12 years?  Prosecutors want the maximum penalty of life in a federal penitentiary. Your possessions will be confiscated by a $171 billion-dollar-forfeiture court order.

Federal marshals boot Ruth Madoff, the poor little rich girl out of her $8 million dollar luxurious upper East Side Manhattan penthouse taking Ruth and Bernie’s personal property. With just the clothes on Ruth’s back she was forced to leave her flat.  Ruth gets off cheap by keeping $2.5 million.  Like her husband, Ruth will grow old and frail, but avoids going to jail.

This is great news for the victims.  A Long Island beach house once owned by Ruth and Bernie Madoff the louse has been sold for $9.41 million to an undisclosed purchaser overwhelmed by beautiful home and ocean view.

Madoff’s investors are glad his West Palm Beach pad sold for $5,65 million, but will it compensate the victims?

For around $8,9 million, Al Kahn the CEO of Pokemon and Cabbage Patch Kids buys Ruth and Bernie Madoff’s 4,000-square-foot luxury digs.

Bernard Madoff you gained a magnificent fortune of $65 billion while investors’ savings were drained. There is nothing left to the rest of your life, but damnation and shame.  All the investors can do is file claims.  

Sweet seeds of greed shall never set you free. This is your destiny Bernie.  On June 29, 2009, Judge Denny Chin sentenced Bernard Lawrence Madoff, 71 years of age who pleaded guilty on 11 federal felony charges to 150 years in Butner, North Carolina Federal Correctional, a lifetime of sweat and tears.  The victims cheered and sneered.

Now we hear that author and Madoff investor, Sheryl Weinstein claims she had a 20-year secret love affair with the underhanded financier.  He was Weinstein’s love machine.  Her “tell-it-all” book describes how she got hooked on Bernie.  Sheryl is sending a gift-wrapped signed copy to his jail cell.  Bernie is not doing well.  His victims could care less if he went to hell.

Madoff secretly financed drugs, sex and luxuries with investors’ money.  Long-time friend, lawyer, accountant and associate of Madoff and family for some 20 years Jeffrey Picower who allegedly schemed to defraud billions of investors’ dollars suddenly passed away at age 67.  This guy’s soul should not go to heaven.  He was found drowned in his beautiful Palm Beach swimming pool. Picower and the rest of Madoff’s gang of crooks took every penny that investors put away for a rainy day.

Court-appointed trustee Irving Picard has been working hard.  He’s been trying to recoup the billions of dollars taken by Madoff the schemer who ruined investors’ lifetime dreams.

Bernard Madoff’s long-time accountant in crime David Friehling pleads guilty to robbing billions of investors’ money.  This crook kept two sets of books.

Bernie’s two sons, Andrew and Mark who turned their father in with his brother, Peter Madoff are under investigation by federal prosecutors for criminal “tax-fraud” evasion. They are cooperating with authorities.

Members of Bernie’s family have got to be pissed.  They filed court papers to have the $199 million-dollar-lawsuit dismissed.

Federal prosecutors have finally caught up with Madoff’s former operations boss.  Daniel Bonventre was arrested on fraud charges for allegedly engaging in falsifying the company’s book entries which were reported to the SEC.   He faces 20 years in the pokey.

The FBI in peace and war have caught two more crooks. Madoff’s top computer programmers were arrested at their homes for conspiring to falsifying the investment firm’s records and investment books.

This is great news for investors with the “Ponzi” blues.  Bernie and Ruth Madoff’s personal “hot items” from a blue satin New York Mets baseball jacket engraved with Madoff’s surname going for $15,000 to expensive dishes and diamond earrings,  Hofstra college ring and Rolex watches sold like gold for a whopping $1 million on the NYC auction block.

This is not a “bunch of bull.”  Once again the auction block rules.  Bernie’s 55-foot “cream of the crop” fishing yacht named “Bull” along with two smaller luxury yachts “Sitting Bull” and “Little Bull” including a  61-foot yacht packed with luxuries that once belonged to Madoff’s former CFO and a “1999 Mercedes Benz convertible” are headed lock, stock and barrel to the Florida auction block.

From monogrammed undies and luxurious furnishings belonging to  Bernie and Ruth Madoff’s Manhattan penthouse hit the auction block Saturday, November 13, 2010 at the Sheraton Hotel in NYC.

Former New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo takes the Bank of New York Mellon unit to court. He claims they knew about Bernie Madoff’s “Ponzi” schemes.

Two former scheming Madoff female employees have been arrested by the FBI in Florida and New Jersey.

Irving Picard the trustee filed two lawsuits, one for $6.4 billion against the giant banker JPMorgan Chase and HSBC for $9 billion in aiding the fraudulent “Ponzi” schemer.  So far federal authorities have collected $9.8 billion for Madoff’s victims.

Shocker!  Early Saturday morning, December 11, 2010 marking the 2nd anniversary of his dad’s “Ponzi” scheme and arrest, a family member finds Bernie’s eldest son 46-year-old Mark hanging by a dog strap in the living room of his ritzy Mercer Street SoHo NYC apartment.  Police believe he committed suicide.  Obviously suffering from deep depression, loss of reputation, dignity and pride.  His 2-year-old child Nicholas was in an adjacent bedroom while his wife Stephanie was vacationing in sunny Florida with her mom and 4-year-old daughter Audrey. Mark sent a loving wife good-bye emails before taking his own life.

In 2011 Catherine Hooper financee of Andrew Madoff has no shame only speaks of fame for taking money from publishing new book by Laurie Sandell “Truth and Consequences.” life inside the Madoff family.

For Madoff’s victims it’s their finest hour as the Estate of Jeffrey Picower an investor in Madoff’s “Ponzi” scheme hands over $7.2 billion.

On January 14, 2011, former Madoff aide 62-year-old Annette Bongiorno charged with tax evasion and conspiracy was among other co-defendants related to the “Ponzi” scheme walked into U.S. Federal District Court for a pre-trial hearing.

In February of 2011 NY Mets’ owners are accused by trustee, Irving Picard in charge of defrauded victims’ assets of reaping $300 million by ignoring warning signs after they invested with Bernie Madoff for over 25 years that he was running a “Ponzi” scheme.  Irving Picard intends to go after $1 billion not $300 million as stated in allegations.  Irving could be richer than Bernie says the attorney who represents more than 800 defrauded victims.  Picard’s fees have come under scrutiny.  There is the possibility Mets’ owners could go to trial, but U.S. District Court Judge is encouraging settling the case amicably.

On November 23, 2011 Manhattan U.S. District Judge rules $386 million of billion-dollar-lawsuit against NY Mets will go to trial before a jury.  On Monday, March 19, 2012 owners of the NY Mets agreed to pay $162 million settlement with payments occurring over several years for Madoff’s victims.

SEC General Counsel is being sued by court-appointed trustee for allegedly profiting off  largest fraudulent scheme in the nation’s history.  Scheming Bernie says JPMorgan Chase & Company knew that he was stealing.

“Wizard of LIes” NY Times interview with Bernard Madoff enclosed in a 7.5×8  ft. hellhole cell.  Bernie pokes the finger at financial reform and says it’s a joke.  Hundreds of American bankers knew about Bernie’s Ponzi scheme.  Seedy Bernard Madoff says everybody was greedy.

Madoff trustee, Irving Picard has taken on the massive distribution of $2.6 billion to Bernie’s victims.  Now the trustee wants more money for recovering the assets lost to Ponzi schemer Bernie.  Irving Picard has submitted to the court a bill for $43 million in legal fees.  Previously bankruptcy trustee said more investors made money than lost everything in the decades of Madoff’s conman scam.  SEC says there’s not enough money to go around because Madoff tricked too many victims.

Bernie’s fine wine collection from his Palm Beach mansion retreat is auctioned.  The disgraced financier’s wine and liquor was sold for $41,500 on May 18th after being seized by federal authorities. The bottles of wine and liquor were bought from Morrell Wine Auctions of New York. So far Madoff’s assets from his New York and Florida properties have brought in $103 million for his Ponzi victims.  The final auctioning of Bernie and Ruth Madoff’s personal belongings in Miami Beach, Florida nets a whopping $500,000 after United States Marshal’s Office seized their property.  Customers were dying to buy Bernie’s hot crotch briefs and expensive Rolex watch.

Somebody wants to make it off of Bernie. This might not be everyone’s taste, but some people think it’s great and are purchasing one-of-a-kind ipad cases from $250 to $500 designed by Frederick James with Bernie’s auctioned clothing.

Federal authorities nab Madoff’s former payroll/accounting manager after pleading guilty to the $65 billion-dollar fraud and conspiracy Ponzi scheme.

On July 25, 2011 new amended lawsuit was filed by Irving Picard, Madoff trustee for more money with additional charges against JPMorgan Chase & Company adding up to $19 billion stating bank knew Bernie tricked his victims.

The court-appointed trustee recovers for thousands of Madoff’s jilted investors more than $8.6 billion nearly half of $17.3 billion that was stolen by Bernie “Ponzi” schemer serving more than 150 years in Butner, North Carolina federal prison.

New York Federal Appeals Court agrees that Bernie’s investor victims are not entitled to collect fake profits.

On September 7, 2011 in a Manhattan courtroom U.S. Federal District Court Judge Richard Berman rejected a settlement of $62.5 million by HSBC to resolve an Irish Hedge Fund that lost money in Bernie Madoff’s scheme due to inadequate disclosures regarding administrative and legal fees.  Lawsuit claims bank should have known about the fraud as it oversees services and funding to Irish Hedge company.

On Wednesday, October 5, 2011 the first batch of recovery money in the sum of $312 million will be distributed to Madoff’s victims who have been waiting on the sidelines after being swindled by the world’s worst white-collar criminal.

A new tell-it-all book that came out on October 20, 2011 by Stephanie Mack Madoff titled “The End of Normal” is a daughter-in-law’s heartbreaking autobiography of what she went through when her husband Mark committed suicide after he and his brother Andrew found out their father Bernard Madoff was a crook who took billions of dollars from investors.  Stephanie wants nothing to do with Ruth or Bernie.

Bernie and Ruth Madoff took some pills and tried to commit suicide on Christmas eve.  Peeved investors are tired of hearing about the Madoff celebrities.

On Tuesday, June 5, 2012 38-year-old Craig Kugel a former employee at Bernard Madoff’s investment firm pleaded guilty to federal conspiracy for paying fake salaries as part of the tax fraud scheme.

On Friday, June 22, 2012 prominent Wall Street hedge fund manager negotiated with New York State Attorney General’s office the largest civil settlement for deceiving his clients who became victims of Bernard Madoff’s “Ponzi” scheme will receive more than $400 million.  The fund manager will pay an additional $5 million for investigative costs and  state fees.

On Friday, June 29th Bernie’s brother 66-year-old Peter Madoff graduate of Fordham University Law School will plead guilty to one count of conspiracy in committing securities fraud and another count of falsifying the investment firm’s records.  Defendant Peter Madoff agreed to forfeit $143.1 billion including his real and personal property.

Federal prosecutor said Peter Madoff will admit making false statements to investors.  Both charges carry a maximum federal prison term of five years and a fine of $250,000 for Peter the “Ponzi” cheater.  Peter plead guilty, but blames brother Bernie.  His New York City Park Avenue co-op is on the market for $4 million and proceeds from the sale will be turned over to Marshals Service as part of forfeiture agreement that Peter Madoff and his family agreed to when he pleaded guilty to fraud charges and conspiracy.  Sentencing for Peter is set for October 4th.

Madoff trustee suing New York’s Attorney General from completing $410 million settlement that would leave little for investors of the Ponzi scheming swindler.

On Thursday, September 20, 2012 another $2.5 billion stolen from investors funds were mailed by Trustee Irving Picard to 1,230 victims of Madoff’s “Ponzi” scheme the largest in history.  The trustee said his office has recovered around $9.15 billion for the victims.  From small amounts to as much as $526.6 million, an average payment being $2 million were distributed to investors.

On November 7, 2012 Bernie’s former controller, 74-year-old Irwin Lipkin plead guilty to conspiracy for cooking the records and books told U.S. District Federal Judge Laura Taylor Swain at a Thursday hearing in Manhattan courtroom that these filings helped Mr. Madoff run the “Ponzi” scheme which harmed thousands of people who became victims.  Lipkin’s sentencing hearing is on March 22nd when he faces ten years in prison.

On Tuesday, November 13th New York Attorney General reached $210 million settlement with Ivy Asset Management accused of steering clients to invest in the financial firm of Bernie Madoff “Ponzi” schemer.

On Thursday, December 20th U.S. District Court Judge Laura Taylor Swain sentenced Bernie’s younger brother 67-year-old Peter Madoff to 10 years in prison for his role in multimillion dollar “Ponzi” scheme.  Peter “the pumpkin cheater” previously plead guilty in June to conspiracy by committing securities fraud for cooking the books of the investment company founded by his older brother Bernie.

U.S. Marshal Service is trying to sell Peter Madoff’s Long Island 4-acre property at the asking price of $4.495 million for elegant 5-bedroom, 7 bath English manor home which includes an in-ground swimming pool, tennis court, elevator and guest cottage he owned more than 20 years in Old Westbury.  The price has been cut since 2011 by $2 million.

Announced on Monday, April 1, 2013 court-appointed trustee Irving H. Picard is sending out reimbursement checks totaling $506 million to 1,103 of Madoff’s former account holders.  Trustee says a timetable has not been set for next batch of checks to the nearly 1,100 account holders who still have eligible claims from Madoff’s “Ponzi” scheme through court rulings.

On Thursday, June 20, 2013 a federal appeals court blocked trustee working to recover tens of billions of dollars for Madoff’s victims from suing the big banking system.  Ruling cites New York state laws that bar a trustee from suing to recover from a wrongdoing that he himself essentially took part in.

Five ex-employees of Bernie Madoff’s investment company who are accused of helping convicted con man carry out his Ponzi scheme the largest in U.S. history are all pleading not guilty to fraud charges with trial beginning October, 2013.

On October 18th a judge clears sons of Bernie Madoff of wrongdoing at UK securities firm.

On Wednesday, January 8, 2014 U.S. District Court Judge P. Kevin Castel approves J.P. Morgan Chase criminal settlement of $1.7 billion against the bank in its dealings with Bernie Madoff Ponzi schemer.

On Monday, February 24, 2014 Bernie’s former longtime secretary Annette Bongiorno is expected to testify perhaps with some little white lies.  Daniel Bonventre the previous Director of Operations along with Bongiorno and three other former employees of Bernie are accused of assisting him by fraudulently cheating thousands of investors out of nearly $20 billion.

On March 24, 2014 the five former employees of 150-year imprisoned financier and schemer Bernie Madoff ending a six-month trial are convicted of conspiracy to hide a fraud that cheated investors out of billions insisted they were also victims. Madoff victims’ fund has received over 51,700 claims from the ponzi scheme.

On July 15, 2014 an amended complaint was filed by Irving Picard bankruptcy trustee handling swindler’s investiment firm claiming Bernard Madoff’s two sons acted as executives of this Ponzi scheme actively concealed it from the SEC by deleting and altering records during an internal audit including $153 million the brothers improperly took in inflated bonuses and salaries.

End of the road has finally come for Bernie the deceitful one.  Bernard Madoff will not appeal his case.  He’s decided to face the bitter disgrace.   It’s about time he walked the line.

Ponzi schemers come and go, but Madoff knew how to put on a good show.  He thought the investors would never know until one day they were hit with a devastating blow that Bernie took all their dough.  Madoff turned out to be the biggest con artist in U.S. history. Seedy Bernie says he took investment money off of people who were rich and greedy. After all is said and done sweet greed was Bernie’s downfall.

Lately Bernie a thieving sick “p *** k” landed in the prison hospital.  Does anyone give a shit?

Bernie’s family doesn’t speak to him,  By now he’s worn and thin.  Greedy Bernie is in therapy.  The cheat can’t sleep especially thinking about he probably caused his son’s demise by suicide.  Bernie likes to work in the prison commissary. In a “reverse charges” phone interview with the news as Bernie can’t even afford a dime to shine his shoes swindler revealed he was making $40 a month maintaining the prison’s phone and computer system.  That’s only a fraction more than a garment worker.

We’re not going to wish you sweet dreams greedy Bernie who lost more than money, but your entire family.


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