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THE AMAZING FRANCKE!
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BEING FLY (TRUE STORY)
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OCCUPY THIS FLY
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FLY’S GOODIES
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FLY SPY
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FLY SOCIAL JERK NETWORK
(RESEARCH DIRT ON JERKS)
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FUNKY JUNK FOR PUNKS
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“WINNING” WEBSITE – “LOSERS” NOT INVITED
THIS SITE GOING INTO “DOWNLOAD MODE”
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“ENTERTAIN YOUR BRAIN”
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SITDOWN/STAND-UP COMIC
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NOTHING COULD BE SWEETER THAN A RHYMER
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DON’T NICKLE & RHYME ME TO DEATH!
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RHYMING HOT STUFF FROM SOUP TO NUTS
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RHYMES TO SEND CHILLS DOWN YOUR SPINE
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YOU’RE NOT WORTH A DIME IF YOU CAN’T RHYME A SINGLE LINE
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RHYME A DOZEN
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RHYME SLIME
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CREATIVE WORLDWIDE ENTERTAINMENT
“Lots of variety to spice up your life”
Not a Dating Site
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COMING SOON TO YOUTUBE “TIMES SQUARE AFFAIR”
WHERE GALS & GUYS ARE TAKING OFF THEIR UNDERWEAR
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ANOTHER DAY – ANOTHER DOLLAR FOR THE RHYMING SCHOLAR
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CONTACT ME TO ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS WITH FRANCKE YANKEE JINGLES
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FLY RAP
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FLY CRAP
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RAP IN THE SACK ATTACK
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FLY-BY-NIGHT
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SHOO-PIE-FLY
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FLYRITOS
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FLYLICIOUS PIX
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F+L=Y
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“THERE’S NO BIZNESS LIKE MY BIZNESS”
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“RISK-TAKERS ARE THE DREAM MAKERS”
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FAILURE + SUCCESS = HAPPINESS
DON’T ACCEPT ANYTHING LESS THEN THE BEST!
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YOU’RE NEVER TOO OLD TO BE BOLD!
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GAYS HAVE RIGHTS TOO! THEY CAN GET MARRIED BEFORE YOU
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TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR LIFE – ARE YOU LIVING IT RIGHT?
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7 BILLION PEOPLE ON EARTH AND YOU’RE GONNA LET ONE PERSON RUIN YOUR DAY!
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WHY STOP DREAMING WHEN YOU WAKE UP?
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COME FLY WITH ME
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“The World’s Fly Girl”
Francke the Conservative Yankee
Born in the USA!
Proud to be an American
No! You cannot spank Francke
I’m not a Cranky Yankee
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Freedom and Democracy in Every Mid-East Country
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Peace is what every country wants to see.”
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Dapper Rapper
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Once upon a rhyme there lived a girl named Fly
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“I live, I rhyme, I’m FLY“
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Welcome to the World’s Greatest American Creative Writer of Funky Jokes, Rhyme and Satire on Masterminds, Sex, Murder, Crime Stories, True Stories, News Stories: Trayvon Martin Killing (an American tragedy) George Zimmerman, Marissa Alexander, Steven Paul Jobs (RIP) Casey Marie Anthony, Arizona Congresswoman Gabby Giffords and husband-astronaut Mark Kelly, NY Congressman Anthony Weiner, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Pippa Middleton, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Jared Lee Loughner, Wesley Snipes, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, Bernard Madoff, Chris Brown, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, Brett Favre, Michael Vick, Lawrence Taylor, Kobe Bryant, Steve McNair, Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegrin and Rachel Uchitel, Jesse James and Sandra Bullock, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, Al Gore and the masseuse, John Edwards, Elizabeth Edwards and Rielle Hunter, Andrew and Cheri Young, Gov. Mark Sanford, Eliot Spitzer (Client #9) and former prostitute, Ashley Dupre. 33 Miners Victory in Chile. Natalee Ann Holloway (Missing in Aruba) and Joran van der Sloot. Mary Kay Letourneau (Teacher’s Sex Pet) Jennifer Wilbanks (True Georgia story of runaway bride who took her family and fiance’ for a joy ride) High-Profile Trials: Thieves of Wall Street, Enron Con Job, Martha Stewart, the baker, flower maker and stock taker. Ponzi Schemer Bernie Madoff. Amber Frey and Scott Peterson (Laci Rocha Peterson) Murder Case. Michael Jackson, the legend in action, “Molestation Trial” (Satire and Rhyme) The Relentless Apprentice (Original Reality Show) Rhyming Celebrity Jokes & Biographies, Kings of Bling-Bling, Rap n Hip-Hop, Diddy, Jay-Z, Eminem, Ludacris and Snoop Dogg the Rap Lord, Usher, Missy Elliott, Lil Jon, Beastie Boys, Lil Wayne, Notorious B.I.G. and Lil’ Kim, Oprah’s “Own” Mistakes, Donald Trump, Casper Smart and Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Jennifer Aniston, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Rihanna, Lady GaGa, Madonna, M.I.A., Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry, Russell Brand, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Whitney Houston, Disney’s Selena Gomez and Young Justin Bieber.
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THE JESTER FROM WESTCHESTER
LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU!
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CELEBRITY JUICY GOSSIP TOPICS
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LIVE TO KID
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BLOOMING HUMOR
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RHYMING POKE-A-JOKE CELEBRITY FOLKS
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WITTY SHIT FOR THE POOR AND RICH
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PEOPLE SAY I’M FUNNY, BUT MY OBJECTIVE IS TO GET YOUR MONEY
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CLEVER SATIRE FOR HIRE
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LIAR SATIRE
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SATIRE NIGHTMARE
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KILLER LYRICS
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I’M FUNKY & SPUNKY NOT CHUNKY
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HAVE YOU HEARD MY SPOKEN WORD?
MY RAP IS NO CRAP!
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IT’S NOT MUCK N MIRE – IT’S PURE SATIRE & RAP N RHYME TIME
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R H Y M N A T I O N
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READ ALL ABOUT IT!
FOR ALL THE NEWS THAT’S FIT TO RHYME IN RAP TIME
(SHAME IS THE NAME OF GAME) CELEBRITY GOSSIP TOPICS
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ALL KINDS OF FUNKY JOKES & RHYMES TO BLOW YOUR MIND
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STIMULATE YOUR MIND – EXPERIENCE KILLER RHYMES
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POETRY IN THE RAW
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MEET THE THIEVES OF WALL STREET
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POLITICAL SHTICK
RHYMING THE SLUMPING ECONOMY
WAR ON GREEDY STREET (99% vs. 1%)
RHYMING POLITICAL NEWS & VIEWS (SATIRICAL)
TRICKS OF SICK POLITICS (D.C. BULLSHIT)
CANDIDATES TIT-FOR-TAT PRESIDENTIAL RAT RACE
WOUNDED STATE OF THE UNION (WITTY SHIT)
ERECTION VS. PROTECTION (OBAMA’S “SHIT LIST”)
RHYMING HISTORY
REVOLUTION OF THE SMARTY BOSTON TEA PARTY
Coffee clutch or tea party? Bagels and tea or donuts and coffee?
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iFLY
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Francke the Lyrical Yankee rap n rhyme artist aka The Jester from Westchester will entertain you with a variety of satire, the spoken word and storytelling. I’m pretty, witty and do little ditties.
Francke, “Queen of the Rhyming Spelling Bee.” I’m the master of satire and rhyme with jokes as a sideline.
Terrific and prolific with “200″ Yankee Rap n Rhymes, “100″ categories, including “Lyrics for Music.” Rhymes till the end of time.
The creative mind of over “1000″ clean & dirty wordy one-liner Jester Jokes for Young and Old Folks. Jesters poke fun at anyone. New jokes added every day. People say I’m funny, but my objective is to get your money.
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ECONOMIC COMEDY
Obama the Charmer & Nancy Pelosi Loudmouth Minority Speaker of the House
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JLo & Casper Jokes for Latino Folks
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Jennifer Aniston Bitchy Jokes for “Cocky” Folks
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Russell Brand “Limey” Jokes for American Folks
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Katy Perry Jokes for “Lesbians” and “Straight” Folks
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Paris Hilton Jokes for “Sexy” Folks
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Bieber “Johnson Pleaser” Jokes for Hot Folks
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MDNA/MINAJ/M.I.A. Jokes for “Hard-On” Folks
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GaGa Juicy Jokes for “Horny” Folks
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Kim Kardashian “Raw Jokes” for Mutt & Jeff Folks
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Rihanna “Banana” Jokes for Screwing Folks
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Weiner Jokes for “Cocky Kosher” Folks
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Schwarzenegger the “X-Rated” Faker/Rich Folks Jokes
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Tiger Dirty Jokes for “Whorey” Folks
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Dirty Nursery Time Rhymes
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Vampire Jokes for Twilight Folks
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Holiday Jokes for Merry Folks
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Crazy Jokes for Nutty Folks
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Dimwit Jokes for Slow-Thinking Folks
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Clean & Dirty Jokes for Plain Folks
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Don’t do Jokes for Dead Folks
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The Joker is Wild – Everybody needs to Smile!
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Sexual Pleasure Can Never Be Measured
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Sexy Time Horny Rhymes
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Shame in the Hall of Fame (Cheating Time Rhyme)
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Romance at a Glance – Love Time Rhymes
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Rhymes for Intelligent Minds
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Rhyming Tales of Killers in Jail
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Once Upon a Crime in Rhyme
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Murder She Wrote
True Stories of Murder and Sex Crimes Rhymed
Satire on Murderers
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Tax Crime Rhyme
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I rhyme the crime – You do the time
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Seek and Ye Shall Find all Kinds of Sample Rhymes
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‘Tis the Season for Rhyme and Reason
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Once Upon a Rhyme
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So You Think You Can Rhyme? Send me your lines
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Rhymes to Heal the Mind
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Days of Wine & Rhymes
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Animated Rhymes
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Happy Folk Notes
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Candy Time Rhyme (Sweet Shoppe of Sucking Treats)
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Diet Riot – Have you tried it?
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A PAIN IN THE ASS COULD USE SOME GOOD
OLD-FASHIONED CLASS
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LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU
CRY AND YOU CRY ALONE
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“There’s no business like my business.” The pen is mightier than the sword. Come on board and read the rhyming stories of Francke from The Relentless Apprentice Reality Show starring Donald Trump, “Ask the Trump man” to the “Kings of Bling-Bling” the rappers who have everything from clothing lines to shoes that shine to restaurants where you can dine and wine, and the shining stars of the Hip-Hop World, “Hip-Hop will never Stop.” Read all about “The Paris Hilton Story,” a rhyme n sexy tyme to “Teacher’s Sex Pet” and the “Runaway Bride” who had no pride. From “Memory Lane” to “Sex Crimes in Rhyme” to “God’s Forbidden Fruit“(Sexual Pleasure) to “Playboy’s Horny-Porn Star” and Hugh Hefner the snazzy robe dresser. I use my wit for all kinds of rhyming skits. There are many other rhymes on sex, crime, life’s good and bad times.
My passion is writing and rhyming anything or anyone. It’s a lot of fun. I’m a son of a gun. The mind is a terrible thing to waste in haste. Love what I do for the whole world to view.
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Lesson learned – Don’t get burned.
Get your act on the right track and never look back.
Live for your passion and one day it will become the fashion.
Believe in what you can do and your dreams will come true.
If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again my friend.
Put on a pair of jeans and get on the scene. Start living your dream.
Happiness is what you make out of life. Do not let depression be your gripe.
You cannot get the roses without the thorns. Therefore do not expect life to be one path of sunshine and roses. Sample “Everyday Life”
Life is beautiful and so are you.
“Everybody’s Precious” (Love Lessons)
Time waits for no one, but God does.
You can’t be a faker in God’s little acre.
“In God We Trust” – Don’t forget about us.
If God created everyone to look alike, then who would wrong and who would be right?
Friendship is like a glass of wine aged over time.
Everything is love.
You cannot get something for nothing.
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Guest Poet – Barnes & Noble Booksellers, auditioned at the famous Apollo Theater in Harlem, Broadcast Music (BMI) and the Soul Cafe’ 42nd Street, NYC.
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Google+ me “Francke Yankee”
Tweet Me @http://www.twitter.com/flyyankee
Link to Me @http://www.linkedin.com/franckeyankee
http://www.facebook.com/franckeyankee
http://www.myspace.com/franckethelyricalyankee
http://www.cdbaby.com/franckethelyricalyankee
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